sorry they allways stop them so i tamed them down, hope there still funny....
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.
"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."
"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"
How many d**ks can a redneck girl take at a time?
It depends on how many brothers she has.
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again
Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
2007-03-12 04:18:27 · 18 answers · asked by BAM-BAM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny. cheered me up any way.
2007-03-12 04:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones
2007-03-12 04:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the blonde jokes - it must be the hair dye running into my brain!!
2007-03-12 04:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Dogs'r'us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i already heard the new one. the rest were good. i liked the bus one.
someone might complain. i got in trouble last week on a question about rosie o'donnell. give me a break
2007-03-12 04:31:32 · answer #4 · answered by gonzo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved the one about the man jumping off the bridge. how daft!
2007-03-12 04:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
belting jokes absolutly love the blonde and brunette watching t.v....... excellent keep them coming
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2007-03-12 04:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by emma d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the runny nose one.
2007-03-12 04:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the baby and bridge one was really funny
2007-03-12 04:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by ♥fungirl♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny why won't yahoo let them in.
2007-03-12 04:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Funny!
2007-03-12 04:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋