A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-03-12 04:19:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TOO Funny! Star for you! Thanks :-)
2007-03-12 04:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
ain't life grand when the shoe is on the other foot!
LOL LOL
2007-03-12 11:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by vt_mom_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love this joke it is funny. i could read this joke all day. i printed this one off too
2007-03-12 11:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!
2007-03-12 11:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by MDJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats been on here before.but it stil made me smile.nice 1!!
2007-03-12 11:57:05 · answer #5 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, but i have about a million of these in forward messages........seen it alot!
2007-03-12 11:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by JamDQqueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!
2007-03-12 14:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one dudeâ£
2007-03-12 11:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAA!! Good turn around ;)
2007-03-12 11:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by Flipp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehehe...
2007-03-12 11:54:12 · answer #10 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-12 12:09:00 · answer #11 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋