A man sees an ad, "Talking dog for sale, $25".
He goes to check it out and gets to an old farm, with a farmer sitting out on the porch. He asks him if he was the guy with the talking dog for sale, the farmer nods yes and says. "He 'round in back if you wanna talk with him first."
He goes into the back yard and see a dog just laying in the sun. He walks up to the dog and asks, "Can you talk? ". The dog looks at him and says, "What is so strange about that?" The guy can't believe it and asks the dog about himself. The dog says, "Well, when I was young my master, the farmer, noticed I was very smart. And he eventually taught me to talk. At the time he worked for the CIA, and I was brought on as a spy. I would pretend to be sleeping and listen in on conversations. We broke cases of National Security for years. Then he retired and I ended up here."
The man goes back to the farmer and says. "Why only $25 for a talking dog?" The farmer says, "Because - he a nothing but a damn liar."
2007-03-12
07:35:35
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