Entertainment & Music - 11 March 2007

I am looking for a good comedy. I like dry humor (like spinal tap), dark (the darker the better), silly (monty python), smart, or just funny. Any comedies that you love? List your top five movies and what they are about if you could. Thanks.

2007-03-11 10:15:03 · 14 answers · asked by Michael M 4 in Movies

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Ever found a hair in your food?

2007-03-11 10:14:37 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How come Storm and Megneto in the Xmen comics arent considered omega level mutants?

I seem to remember that Storm and Megneto both were considered 2 of the most strongest mutants in the Marvel universe. But how come they are not considered omega level mutants but instead Iceman, Jean Grey are considered to be one.

2007-03-11 10:14:22 · 2 answers · asked by lordkamen112 1 in Comics & Animation

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is daniel radcliffe going to princeton university??

2007-03-11 10:14:19 · 5 answers · asked by Weird.Beryl 3 in Celebrities

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My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade Black Cover?

Why don't I see any more black covers to The Black Parade. Is it so it doesn't scare the preps away that think the song Welcome To The Black Parade is about a dad who took his kid to a marching band, and they wore all black. PEOPLE YOU'RE WRONG! The song Welcome to the black parade is about death and enjoying life while you can. I love MCR but hate the people that think it's cool for 1 or 2 songs.

2007-03-11 10:14:16 · 3 answers · asked by Jim 2 in Music

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What are the traits of a Gemini?

2007-03-11 10:14:12 · 7 answers · asked by Lohla 1 in Horoscopes

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Who plays the First Lady on tomorrow's 24?

She looks a whole lot like whats-her-face from Sex and the City, as well as a lot like the mom from Grounded for Life - but I can't find her name listed anywhere. Who is it?

2007-03-11 10:14:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous 3 in Television

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Money is a song by Pink Floyd but who actually wrote it and when was it recorded?

2007-03-11 10:13:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how Liberal are you?

1 Not at all Liberal
10 Very Liberal

2007-03-11 10:13:36 · 12 answers · asked by Mikisew 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Mickey, Minnie and Goofy?

One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw “Mickey Sucks!” written out in a yellow liquid in the snow. He investigated and realized there was good news and bad news.

It appeared to be Goofy's urine, but Minnie's handwriting.

2007-03-11 10:13:13 · 9 answers · asked by britrob20 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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What's this 80s song?

The chorus goes: 'no one can stop you now, tonight you're on the loose...'

2007-03-11 10:13:11 · 7 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Music

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I know Shania Twain performs the song : Man! I Feel Like A Woman! but who wrote it and when was it recorded?

2007-03-11 10:13:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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can anybody help with this song?!?!?

it goes like
"hey baby, hey baby, hey, boys say, girls say, hey baby, hey baby hey"
does anybody know??
thanks

2007-03-11 10:12:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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ஐ♦ஐ♦ஐDo you wish you could singஐ♦ஐ♦ஐ?

If you can sing areyou happy you can

2007-03-11 10:12:12 · 39 answers · asked by ♥•Łατiиα•♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you been here long enough you experience withdrawl symptoms?

when you are gone for more than a day?

2007-03-11 10:12:07 · 17 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How long do you think is appropriate to grieve my beloved husband's recent passing , is 2 weeks adequate?

2007-03-11 10:11:57 · 40 answers · asked by mysthiqueuxm 1 in Polls & Surveys

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The Old Lady Gambler?

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office.

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president,"$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the Bank of Canada's balls in my hand."

2007-03-11 10:11:56 · 4 answers · asked by britrob20 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Top 10 rejection lines given by attractive women and also successful men?

10. I think of you as a brother = (you remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance)

9. There's a little difference in our ages = (You are one Jurassic geezer)

8. I'm not attracted to you in "that" way = (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on)

7. My life if too complicated right now = (I don't want you spending the whole night, or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)

6. I've got a boyfriend = (Who's really my male cat)

5. I don't date men where I work = (Hey bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)

4. It's not you, it's me = (It's not me, it's you)

3. I'm concentrating on my career = (even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)

2. I'm celibate = (I've sworn off only the men like you)

and the number one rejection line given by women... (and what it really means)