Entertainment & Music - 11 March 2007

1. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut,
You will always choose the right one.

3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
Communications system of any invading alien society.

4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
Involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one
by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked
out their predecessors.

5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world
expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

7. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit
level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

8. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French
bread.

9. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
the control tower to talk you down.

10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub-off - even while scuba
diving.

11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you
make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back
home.

12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating,
but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

14. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown
through it before long.

15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

16. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary
to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few
moments.

17. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

18. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.

19. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet
will know all the steps.

2007-03-11 08:56:10 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Movies

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i am looking for an old cartoon i believe it was a tex avery cartooon. it had a dog that was is jail.?

the dog dug a hole out of jail and ended up in a tv and had to pretend to be in many different tv shows so he wouldn't get caught

2007-03-11 08:55:51 · 2 answers · asked by dina 2 in Comics & Animation

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What is a good clean joke i can tell at a kids birthday party?

thats actually pretty funny (please no bathroom humor)

2007-03-11 08:55:48 · 3 answers · asked by prometida 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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If we stopped SUPPORTING the HOMELESS, do you think they would eventually get a job?

2007-03-11 08:55:24 · 28 answers · asked by AVATARD 5 in Polls & Surveys

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please answer this question!!!?

okay, i got my cellphone taken away at school for a week right? my parents are starting to question where it is. i tell them its in my locker at school (which it isnt)

does this sound good??::: ill tell them that a faculty member found out that my locker was defective (which it actually is, it opens when i pound it + pull on the tab) and that they have to take away my cellphone until friday as punishment.

does this sound like a good excuse? have any better ones? thanx

2007-03-11 08:55:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you saw Little Miss Sunshine, do you think that the grandfather intentionally killed himself?

Or was it an accidental overdose?

2007-03-11 08:55:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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What is Tin Mcgraw new song called?

At the end of the song his three girls sing with him then alone,

2007-03-11 08:55:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Hey did u see.............?

the cute garbage can its a penguin!at claires???if u did did u get it??????????do u like claires and asnwer my other Qs on my profile thanks or tell me some spicific thins there like little fluffy penguin stuffed animal with little pink scarf on it!!!ok you better put ezact!!!!!!:)

2007-03-11 08:54:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is your favorite song???????/?

2007-03-11 08:54:12 · 31 answers · asked by bb94gogirlz 2 in Music

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Your foreign favorite celebritie?

2007-03-11 08:54:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?

2007-03-11 08:53:43 · 43 answers · asked by Kate 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Did your 'puter set itself for daylight savings time or did you have to do it?

2007-03-11 08:53:17 · 17 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you do when you get mad?

I mean like, do you slam a door, listen to music, write in a journal or what? How do you get un-angry?

2007-03-11 08:52:31 · 24 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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So if ''someone'' needed help...would you help them ?

If they were losing it.

2007-03-11 08:52:28 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you think ....................?

yahoo is trying to drive me mad by telling me i have mail but then wont let me se it , could it be my top contributors badge !?

2007-03-11 08:52:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Riddle Me This 2?

What is it you have to answer?
But to answer you have to ask?
And to ask you have to speak?
And to speak you have to know, ....

What am i ?

2007-03-11 08:52:25 · 17 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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There's a knock at the door, it's a guy named Dirtbag, you ask how he got his name, what does he say to you?

2007-03-11 08:52:13 · 10 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Polls & Surveys

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what is your dirtyest secret????????

2007-03-11 08:51:49 · 26 answers · asked by bb94gogirlz 2 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm an evil penguin and I'm taking over the world via the internet. How are you going to try to stop me?

No, I really am a penguin, I really am evil and I really am taking over the world via the internet. I'm not some kid goofing around asking nonsense questions. If you don't believe me, see my about me section on my profile.
If you don't stop me from taking over the world, you will end up with a maniac penguin as your supreme dictator.

2007-03-11 08:51:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who else likes Oasis' music but thinks Liam is a bell-end?

Noel can be a knob but he's good at heart if you ask me. Love the music, but Liam needs a boot up the jacksy.

2007-03-11 08:51:21 · 23 answers · asked by Isabelle Lloyd 1 in Music

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fav metal bands?

i think in flames, anthrax, soilwork, memfis any others?

2007-03-11 08:51:12 · 14 answers · asked by xxDiStUrBeDxx 4 in Music

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Do you usually stick to one category in Answers?

When answering questions in Anwers do you find you usually answer whatever is on the main board or do you go to a specific category and answer in there?What is your fav category if you usually only answer one? Im just curious to see where most peoples interests lie.

2007-03-11 08:50:42 · 37 answers · asked by emmandal 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you and your baby wear the exact same size onesie...??

that's soooo cool...

2007-03-11 08:50:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If i say BRIDGE, what is the first thing that comes into your head ?

2007-03-11 08:50:29 · 56 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what year did Shirley temple(black) retire?

2007-03-11 08:50:26 · 4 answers · asked by hmsturton 1 in Celebrities