1. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut,
You will always choose the right one.
3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
Communications system of any invading alien society.
4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
Involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one
by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked
out their predecessors.
5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world
expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
7. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit
level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
8. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French
bread.
9. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
the control tower to talk you down.
10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub-off - even while scuba
diving.
11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you
make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back
home.
12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating,
but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
14. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown
through it before long.
15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
16. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary
to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few
moments.
17. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
18. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.
19. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet
will know all the steps.
2007-03-11 08:56:10 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
If any of u have learnt another things just add it ;)
2007-03-11 08:57:46 · update #1
Lol those are great!
Also, scars dissapear in 1-2 days.
when some gets hit multiple times in the face the may need a tiny band-aid from the blond nurse that happens to be staying in the hotel room next door.
People dont get bad breath or have to use the bathroom very much if at all.
You can drive with out keeping your eyes on the road.
A man can have a five oclock shadow for weeks at a time.
Thats a few more:-)
2007-03-11 09:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
movie's r like music. they reflect what [we hope] people in general r feeling & thinking. & what people should be thinking & feeling. hope-fully [people in general] will wade through the trash to get to the meat of any situation. then there r movie's that show every thing & leave up to u to decide. those r good to wacth, simply for either enteranment or for deeper thoughts. Most people in general just watch for sh!ts & grins. they care not for the thoughts. these I call the meeks of the world. these r al so the most dangerous. because they do nothing. care about nothing.
2007-03-11 16:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are single and have a low wage job, it is possible to afford an apartment in New York City.
2007-03-11 16:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's one: no matter how nasty a woman is to a man, he will fall for her if she is beautiful.
Oh wait -- this one might actually be true.
2007-03-11 16:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by waia2000 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That, even when taking a bath/shower, everyone has their make-up on...
2007-03-11 16:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ronald. 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
All fake unreal stuff, just live t.v.
2007-03-11 16:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Red Ant 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋