No, I really am a penguin, I really am evil and I really am taking over the world via the internet. I'm not some kid goofing around asking nonsense questions. If you don't believe me, see my about me section on my profile.
If you don't stop me from taking over the world, you will end up with a maniac penguin as your supreme dictator.
2007-03-11 08:51:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No problemo....
I'll just release my trusty seal and killer whale and your days of evil glory will be over.
And my pretty little pets would have a nice little snack!
2007-03-11 08:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll shove a fish down your throat so you'll choke. On the other hand, I like penguins and you can't be as bad a the other evil dictators in this world. Mmmm I'l think about that fish for a while...
2007-03-11 08:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet penguins would do something about global warming if they ruled the world. Go ahead and try and take over the world.
2007-03-11 08:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in line, bub, cause there are some bigger badder perpetrators out there that eat penguin for mid-morning snacks.
2007-03-11 08:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Gnome 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring out a space heater (by looking at your pic, I am assuming you're an Arctic variety) and melt all the snow then your habitat will be distroyed, along with you.
2007-03-11 08:55:46 · answer #5 · answered by Crazymom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can fill your feathered butt with a load of buckshot, and roast you on a spit, basted in KC Masterpiece Bar-B-Que sauce. That should save the world.
2007-03-11 08:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by C J 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know your kind. If I just toss some fish on a plane, you'll jump in after it and never be seen again..
2007-03-11 08:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by 1K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not... I think you'll be a great leader.
Long live the penguin!
2007-03-11 08:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Global warming.
2007-03-11 08:54:25 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you can't do much worse than what we have now! Watch out for the baby koala bears !
2007-03-11 08:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋