Entertainment & Music - 8 March 2007

will they be offended?

2007-03-08 07:07:17 · 27 answers · asked by rofgta 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i need the picture to be full-body and preferntly with the battle suit plz

2007-03-08 07:07:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-08 07:07:14 · 2 answers · asked by Martin P 1 in Movies

I have one and I have seen people with more points than I do not have one, so what exactly are the requirements to get this badge?

2007-03-08 07:07:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats the biggest drug refference rap song you've ever heard of... id say these are mine...

j.r write - what you know about crack
rick ross - hustlin
camron - ambitionz as a killa

2007-03-08 07:07:11 · 10 answers · asked by dmilone10 2 in Music

Angel Ramirez mows my lawn every other Friday.

2007-03-08 07:06:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

PLEASE, NO BLONDES TAKE OFFENCE! I AM PARTIALLY NATURALLY BLONDE MYSELF AND LOVE BLONDE JOKES- DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! You've been warned (this will go in each blonde joke post I'll make)

A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge.

the blonde says to the brunette i bet you £100 that he doesn't jump the brunette replies ' ok i bet you £100 that he does jump.

Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself.

the blonde gets out £100 and gives it to the brunette.

The brunette says 'i can't take your money.'

'Why not replies the blonde?'

'Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump.'

The blonde replied 'i watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again.'

2007-03-08 07:06:25 · 31 answers · asked by Attic Gnome 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 07:06:04 · 18 answers · asked by kitten 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 07:06:01 · 45 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Polls & Surveys

PLease no haters.

2007-03-08 07:05:45 · 15 answers · asked by Kiana 3 in Celebrities

PLEASE, NO BLONDES TAKE OFFENCE! I AM PARTIALLY NATURALLY BLONDE MYSELF AND LOVE BLONDE JOKES- DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! You've been warned (this will go in each blonde joke post I'll make)

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday

2007-03-08 07:05:31 · 1 answers · asked by Attic Gnome 6 in Jokes & Riddles

One of the most famous songs by Metallica, One, is about a man who has lost his arms and legs (I think his senses too). If you were in that person's position, would you still have a desire to live, or would you want to commit suicide?

2007-03-08 07:05:12 · 4 answers · asked by KBub 3 in Music

2007-03-08 07:05:03 · 6 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

Isn't it beautiful? Any good jazz (or other) tunes i can use to do some sampling so i can make my own.

2007-03-08 07:04:48 · 8 answers · asked by john c 1 in Music

2007-03-08 07:04:27 · 23 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. I used to think that if I died in an evil place my soul wouldn't be able to make it to heaven but now, f*ck!, I don't care where it goes as long it ain't here!

2. Haggis, what is haggis?
Sheeps stomach stuffed with meat and barley.
And what do you do with it?
You eat it.
How revolting!

3. Ray, you're chanting. You're chanting Ray! I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pall...unconious chanting!

4. You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, sharks in the water...our shark?

5. Last night Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't ask Lorraine out to the dance, that he'd melt my brain!

6. First principles. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: What is it in itself? What is it's nature? What does he do this...man you seek?

2007-03-08 07:04:26 · 5 answers · asked by Next evolutionary step... 6 in Movies

PLEASE, NO BLONDES TAKE OFFENCE! I AM PARTIALLY NATURALLY BLONDE MYSELF AND LOVE BLONDE JOKES- DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! You've been warned (this will go in each blonde joke post I'll make)

Burnt Ears

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back."

2007-03-08 07:04:25 · 12 answers · asked by Attic Gnome 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I think they are.

2007-03-08 07:03:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 07:03:22 · 21 answers · asked by mudd_grip 4 in Polls & Surveys

PLEASE, NO BLONDES TAKE OFFENCE! I AM PARTIALLY NATURALLY BLONDE MYSELF AND LOVE BLONDE JOKES- DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! You've been warned (this will go in each blonde joke post I'll make)

Ice Fishing
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby.

She went to the bookstore and bought every bookshe could find on ice fishing.

For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become anexpert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and outshe went for her first ice fishing trip.

She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools.

Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice! "Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.

Again the voice from above bellowed,"There are no fish under the ice!"Amazed, the blonde wasnt quite sure what to do, as this certainly wasnt covered in any of her books.

She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm.

Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just so, everything.

Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again,"There are no fish under the ice! "Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that youLord?"

The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skatingrink!"

2007-03-08 07:03:00 · 13 answers · asked by Attic Gnome 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Or is there room for a little flexibility?

2007-03-08 07:02:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 07:02:22 · 31 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 07:02:08 · 21 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 07:02:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-08 07:01:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

is smoking such a huge, huge public risk we must use govt funds to make sure citizens dont smoke? or, is all the anti-tobacco a way for bored, spoiled college students and their liberal parents to exert their opinion on the populace? are govt officials covering their own indiscretions with tobacco crusades, or is it a real threat that we need to eliminate.....like yellow fever?

2007-03-08 07:01:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love Lingo and also Chain Reaction is fun!

MATCH GAME IS THE BEST OLD SCHOOL ONE!

2007-03-08 07:01:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-08 07:01:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-08 07:01:26 · 8 answers · asked by Big Daddy Cool 3 in Polls & Surveys

exciting plans for the weekend? I get to go back home YAY!

2007-03-08 07:01:07 · 27 answers · asked by Lauren_Ann20 5 in Polls & Surveys