PLEASE, NO BLONDES TAKE OFFENCE! I AM PARTIALLY NATURALLY BLONDE MYSELF AND LOVE BLONDE JOKES- DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! You've been warned (this will go in each blonde joke post I'll make)
A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatning to jump off a bridge.
the blonde says to the brunette i bet you £100 that he doesn't jump the brunette replies ' ok i bet you £100 that he does jump.
Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself.
the blonde gets out £100 and gives it to the brunette.
The brunette says 'i can't take your money.'
'Why not replies the blonde?'
'Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump.'
The blonde replied 'i watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again.'
2007-03-08 07:06:25 · 31 answers · asked by Attic Gnome 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SORRY EVERYONE, I'VE REACHED MY LIMIT FOR TODAY, I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW (I think)
2007-03-08 07:14:36 · update #1
LOL! That is a really good one. I don't think that blonde jokes are "unfair" and "mean". They are just another field of humor, like lawyer jokes!
Thanks for the laugh!
And the warning, by the way, was an excellent idea!
2007-03-08 07:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A naive but honest blonde! Good one!
Well, a blonde does have more fun than a brunette:
Q: What is the brunette's mating call?
A: When is that blond ***** going to leave!?
2007-03-08 07:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-03-08 09:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10.
2007-03-08 13:14:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kk joke. ronnie corbett made it up tho.
blond, brunnette and a ginger on a cliff. they know its gonna topple so 1 of em has let go. the ginger gives an amazing speech on why she shouldnt jump.
the blond clapped
2007-03-08 07:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Know why most blonde jokes are short...so brunettes can understand them...
2007-03-08 07:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they say a touch bit sunshine on your existence makes you experience chuffed it always does in my existence yet no longer if it became complaining Punctuation could have helped immensely. i in no way use Punctuation & comma because it ends as a lot as very resembling a coma and the ordinary leaves us contained in the darkish
2016-12-05 10:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like that same blonde i saw trying frantically to get into her locked car.when i asked her what the problem was & if she needed help getting into her locked car she said that she had locked her keys in her car & it was starting to rain & the top was down!
2007-03-08 07:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by woody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-03-08 07:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by bassmonkey1969 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, but I am still LMFAO!!! Bring another bag full of them Honey!
2007-03-08 07:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋