PLEASE, NO BLONDES TAKE OFFENCE! I AM PARTIALLY NATURALLY BLONDE MYSELF AND LOVE BLONDE JOKES- DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! You've been warned (this will go in each blonde joke post I'll make)
Ice Fishing
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby.
She went to the bookstore and bought every bookshe could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become anexpert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and outshe went for her first ice fishing trip.
She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice! "Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again the voice from above bellowed,"There are no fish under the ice!"Amazed, the blonde wasnt quite sure what to do, as this certainly wasnt covered in any of her books.
She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm.
Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just so, everything.
Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again,"There are no fish under the ice! "Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that youLord?"
The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skatingrink!"
2007-03-08 07:03:00 · 13 answers · asked by Attic Gnome 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha ok that one was a lot better then the last one
2007-03-08 07:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by strgazer9113 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man! that's too much.
How's this one from way north:
Three bronzed Alaskan blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says,
"Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "We aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game warden,
"Take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.
"What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two,
"Doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"
2007-03-08 07:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
advantageous one!!! famous person for you! right this is one among my favorites: a brunette replaced into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' repeatedly. a blonde is strolling by using and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt be responsive to why she is doing this, yet she joins her simply by fact it seems relaxing. they the two bounce on the tracks for a on an identical time as, until they hear a prepare coming. the brunette gets exited and starts leaping bigger and screaming louder, so the blonde does an identical. the prepare's tooting because it comes closer, and appropriate earlier it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of the thank you to secure practices. to place it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the prepare passes, the brunette takes up her spot back on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-17 21:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny. 10/10.
2007-03-08 07:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good, you can guess the ending by the 2nd time she tries to fish
2007-03-08 07:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow me down with a feather honey...that was a good one!
2007-03-08 07:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha i laughed so hard i have a sore heart
2007-03-08 07:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was so worth reading.. very funny
2007-03-08 07:57:58 · answer #8 · answered by Osita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit long winded but good
2007-03-08 07:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by ToniLianne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am sure glad i am not blonde lmao love it
2007-03-08 07:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by sharron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋