Entertainment & Music - 7 March 2007

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."

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Does anyone here know what avnessa's religion is, because I've searched all through the Internet and they have given me nothing. So if any of u peole know just tell me. =)

2007-03-07 11:46:39 · 6 answers · asked by Prissilla_the_princess 2 in Celebrities

Don't come back with all the religious c**p - can't be doing with all that. But do you think there's any truth in what he says or is he just a complete loony?

2007-03-07 11:46:24 · 6 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Other - Entertainment

if I told you i needed to have a smile on my face ??

2007-03-07 11:46:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-03-07 11:45:00 · 6 answers · asked by Brianne 1 in Television

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2007-03-07 11:44:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I totally can't concentrate for more than 8 seconds. I can't even read a question on here if it's more than 5 lines. As I am writting this I have lost all focus, what question did I ask again?

2007-03-07 11:44:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I bought one of them wireless lazer ones and it is taking some getting use to it's quick.

2007-03-07 11:44:21 · 13 answers · asked by Drew 3 in Polls & Surveys

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gonna say hello this evening...? I love you all....

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i am needd of help

2007-03-07 11:41:35 · 9 answers · asked by elain h 2 in Polls & Surveys

do you think green day should be a religion, and they should make a green day bible?

2007-03-07 11:41:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

okay, i am getting an iPod for my b-day (coming soon) and i want to get a new nano one, which color should I choose? lime green or sky blue??? i just cant decide, soooo u pick lol

2007-03-07 11:41:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-07 11:40:41 · 5 answers · asked by Maile 1 in Magazines

2007-03-07 11:40:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

People say Don't judge a book by it's cove refering to never judge by the appearance alone, but then there's the one that say The fiirst impression it's what counts..

How do they balance eaach other out, b/c if u use one what happens to the other one?

2007-03-07 11:40:22 · 7 answers · asked by rogue_roque 4 in Polls & Surveys

All of you need to stop saying Lakisha cause she is not gonna sell albums

2007-03-07 11:40:07 · 11 answers · asked by DJ C 4 in Television

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