Entertainment & Music - 7 March 2007

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
jeans!

Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

2007-03-07 11:38:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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have you ever been to the Jewl of the mill,?

its a store in manchester, it sells toys jewlery, and most im portant candy no im not fat im 24 and weigh 120 lbs
did you like it if you havnt been there i really recamend it

2007-03-07 11:38:22 · 3 answers · asked by country girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Gimme ONE thing that just makes you belly laugh?

There has to be something that just makes you have those deep laughs...so carry on and please answer!! Thank You!

2007-03-07 11:38:18 · 28 answers · asked by Allgeier 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why come two people are doing the majority of the asking questions?

2007-03-07 11:38:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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help!!!!!!!!!!!!?

on wikipedia it say that chamillioniare's dad is muslim and his mom is christan does that mean that chamillionaire is half muslim and christian

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakeem_Seriki

2007-03-07 11:38:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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How many questions asked?

In Polls and Surveys are actualy a poll or a survey?

2007-03-07 11:37:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have u seen the movie The Number 23???

2007-03-07 11:37:42 · 8 answers · asked by rogue_roque 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How many do you have?

I've got 3 friends on my 360 page, I'm feelin the love.

2007-03-07 11:37:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is your opinion on John Abraham's haircut?

2007-03-07 11:36:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Naruto chapter 344-345 orochiamru and sasuke?

After the 3rd did his technique on orochimaru and tsunade refuced to heal his hands can he still use his hands now in naruto shippuden.

2007-03-07 11:36:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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If you could pick the cast of actors for a Movie, who would they be?

Two main characters, three secondary, and four other small bit parts.

2007-03-07 11:36:32 · 13 answers · asked by holdontowhatyouhave 3 in Movies

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who knows the llama song?

2007-03-07 11:36:30 · 4 answers · asked by queenoffools90 2 in Music

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i need entertainment!?

any1 got anything funny or any good jokes or any ideas that will take away my bordom?

2007-03-07 11:36:14 · 6 answers · asked by SarahBear 3 in Other - Entertainment

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I have a question about Earth?

Well, I was thinkin' you know how there's our side like the U.S. with Canada, and South America and all them? Then there's the other 'guys', Russia, China, Japan, and all those like next to us?
Well, do both of those wrap around the Earth or are there like whole different countries not shown on maps?
Forget about Antarctica and the North Pole or whatever.
No, I'm serious when I ask this. Cuz I wanna know!

2007-03-07 11:36:11 · 6 answers · asked by ☆ Sarah ☆ 4 in Television

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What are some good songs to exercise to?

My mom and I go to an exercise class and i offered to make a CD, since our other one is getting kind of boring. No classical or hard rock. But everyhting else is okay also long as it is mostly upbeat, i also need a few kind of slow songs.

2007-03-07 11:36:08 · 9 answers · asked by Kelly 1 in Music

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DONT ANSWER THIS QUESTION............teehee teehee?

AWW man well since ur here just claim ur 2 points already

2007-03-07 11:36:07 · 50 answers · asked by Reanord 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Birthdays?!? anybody?

when's your birthday and what year?

mine is the 20th of MARCH, 1990

2007-03-07 11:36:06 · 29 answers · asked by Shanny_luvs_Vin_Diesel4eva.... 1 in Horoscopes

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Does anyone know the very very old song? Bear foot days?

This is one my mother used to sing to me when I was a child . I'm nearly 60 now.
The only other time I ever remember hearing it was a long time ago in a very old film when it was playing in the background on a gramaphone. It goes like this

In barefoot days, oh boy the thing we did.
We would go down shady nook, with a pin bent for a hook.
we'd fish all day, and we'd fish all night.
But the darned old fish refused to bite
We'd slide and slide, down some old cellar door
we'd slide and slide till our pants got tore
Then we'd have to go home, and lie in bed
while mother got buisy with the need and thread
Oh, boy, the joy, we had in barefoot days

2007-03-07 11:36:02 · 6 answers · asked by Dreamweaver 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What song is this clip from?

http://www.covenantdc.org/spidey.wav

2007-03-07 11:35:42 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Where is your home?

2007-03-07 11:35:12 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys