any1 got anything funny or any good jokes or any ideas that will take away my bordom?
2007-03-07 11:36:14 · 6 answers · asked by SarahBear 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
THINGS TO DO IN WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go
2007-03-07 11:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Angel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
u want to come and visit me in los angeles? its realy nice here all the drug dealers are starting to come out the hooker will be out soon on sunset blv u will have a blast just duck when u hear gun shots okay see soon
2007-03-07 11:42:00 · answer #2 · answered by Dove4ever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, was bored too and read some answers left for you and that Dark Angel ones had me cracking up!!!
2007-03-07 11:47:25 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to youtube.com
that seems to be the consensus
2007-03-07 11:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by rsf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to YouTube, search for comedy, and ******* until you learn how to spell 'boredom'.
2007-03-07 11:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
go to you tube.com they have pleanty of funny videos
2007-03-07 11:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋