At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
2007-03-07 11:38:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is SOOO awesome...
1000000000000/10!
YAY!
2007-03-07 11:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess for a Gal with a Butt the size of Boston........Who Thinks that "Love " is Made of "latex-Rubber" and spelled "Ryobe" or "Panasonic" Yep ! that's funnie !It's probably the only thing she "knows" she can turn on ! Yep ! Now, That's funnie!
2007-03-07 19:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by huntnyou 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but not the funniest either. 8/10.
2007-03-07 19:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really that hilarious. It's kind of hard to make me laugh with these jokes.
2007-03-07 19:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♫Jennrox4life♫ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that soo cute!
OMG I KNOW THAT SONG!!
whats it called again?
plz tell me!
it gonna kill me throughout the day thinking about it!
xoxoxo
lol
2007-03-07 19:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats about as awesome as your sex life is according to that song.
2007-03-07 19:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by blah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo freakin' HILARIOUS!!!
2007-03-07 19:55:26 · answer #7 · answered by shiningstar1313 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋