There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans.
Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."
2007-03-07 11:47:34 · 8 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha very funny!
2007-03-07 11:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG....good one girl!!! That was pretty funny considering I'm not a Bush fan.
2007-03-07 11:59:40 · answer #2 · answered by misjackiex3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are working in a factory producing fans ?
2007-03-07 11:52:38 · answer #3 · answered by Gone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha I Love It!
2007-03-07 12:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by jessika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know, this is the kind of shitty jokes that actually make bush look good, thats how crappy the joke you just mentioned was.
2007-03-07 12:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by blah 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I have heard this before except it was with the yankees and red sox....it wasn't funny then either
2007-03-07 11:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
oooooooooh nice! loving this joke!
2007-03-07 11:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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LOL!!!!
2007-03-07 11:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋