Entertainment & Music - 7 March 2007

2 old boys walking down the street.
they see a sign outside a pub it says "oap special 50p a drink"
so the old boys decide to go in.
they walk to the bar and order 2 dry martini's
"50p each" says the barman.
anyway, after a few more drinks they ask about the deal.
"how come you can serve drinks this cheap?" asks the first old boy.
"oh simple" says the barman. "you see i won £20 million on the lottery so decided to do this for the community."
anyway, a few moments pass when the old boys see 2 more old fellas at the end of the bar not having a drink. in fact they havent touched a drop all night. so again they ask the bartender.
"why are those 2 fellas not drinking" says the old boy.
"oh thats hamish and rab down from scotland."

"they're waiting for happy hour"

can i have a star if you like it thanks.

2007-03-07 01:59:06 · 14 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you prefer to be turned into a donkey, a pig or a monkey ?

And does it exist a spell who turn people into pigs ?

2007-03-07 01:58:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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If you could be anything in the world what would your dream job be?

2007-03-07 01:58:46 · 9 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it just me or is this season of 24 a bit slower than the past 5?

I am a huge fan, and dont get me wrong I love this season just as much as the others, but it seems that they are almost halfway done with the season and not much has happened. Most of the plot happened in the first few episodes and now it just seems like small details followed by one or two significant events. The past seasons seemed to move faster to me and have more action and less talking. Still though, best show on TV.

2007-03-07 01:58:27 · 3 answers · asked by Devin S 2 in Television

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How much soda do you drink in a day?

2007-03-07 01:58:26 · 37 answers · asked by Michelle 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Should there be happy hour at funerals?

2007-03-07 01:57:53 · 7 answers · asked by mindrape 2 in Polls & Surveys

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If you could host any kind of party in the world, what kind would it be? Huge with catered food and dancing?

A lavish dinner with close friends? A kegger?

2007-03-07 01:57:43 · 2 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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A riddle I just cannot figure out!?

My friends made up this riddle and they won't tell me what it is and I cannot figure it out! Please help! Here is the riddle:

"Too soft for a man, too strong for a woman. What Formerly once was is now instead Raining the color of San Francisco royal bred. Who am I?"

I'll give you another hint. Rain and bred can have dual meanings. Rain as in "Rain" and "Reign" and this goes for bred as in "Bred" and "Bread" Give it a try.

2007-03-07 01:57:37 · 3 answers · asked by You have no idea♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What was a movie you could watch over and over when you were a kid?

2007-03-07 01:57:35 · 29 answers · asked by Suki 4 in Movies

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I keep ferrets in my trousers, but now, I am getting funny looks from the girls at work. Shall I own up?

What shall I tell them, as I realise that it is an unusual hobby and I don't want to frighten anybody. Sid,my pet Python, sometimes lives in my other pocket, should I take him out and show him to the girls?

2007-03-07 01:57:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you eat the crust from pizza?

2007-03-07 01:56:37 · 31 answers · asked by gymspirit 5 in Polls & Surveys

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I just dropped my kid at school who wants to smoke a fat one?

2007-03-07 01:56:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can we cheer me up?

I just found out I can't go to grad school this year, I won't be living with my girlfriend anymore-break up-and I have some other troubles, but I'm not giving up! I'm going to save some money at home for a while, visit a friend in Paris, and get my own place after 6 months! Let's have some positive thinking to cheer me up. I'd do it for you.

2007-03-07 01:55:57 · 19 answers · asked by Year of the Monkey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Taurus Males out there?...?

Heya Taurus males....which zodiac do you think suits you best for a mate and why?

2007-03-07 01:55:29 · 4 answers · asked by sweetiepie_cal_5 3 in Horoscopes

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Would it bother you if your partner goes to a strip club and doesn't tell you?

2007-03-07 01:55:12 · 24 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats up with Celebrities and Rehab?

I have no ideal whats going on but when something bad happens these pathetic celebrities run to Rehab like it's their saving grace. I can name a few such as Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Isaiah Washington, The Olsen Twins, Mariah Carey or even the Foley Scandal! What are celebrities and famous people thinking? Do they think when ever they do something bad or whenever something goes wrong with their image that they can simply go to Rehab and as soon as they come out everything is a goody good for them and act like nothing ever happen. That all they have to do is go to Rehab and all their problems will magically disappear! Tell me what you think?

2007-03-07 01:54:44 · 18 answers · asked by Dark&Sexy 1 in Celebrities

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Why can I not download movies on Limewire?

I download songs and short clips but every time I try to download a movie it says I had a bad disk or disk problems. How can I fix this.

2007-03-07 01:54:39 · 4 answers · asked by lost F 1 in Movies

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Who's on Jay Leno show on Mon, March 12th?

I got tickets to the Leno show for the 12th but can't figure out who will be the guest/band on that day. From what I can tell, their website only showed info for this week only.

2007-03-07 01:53:45 · 2 answers · asked by transypat 2 in Television

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Should you change your first name,...which would you choose to replace it?

...and why pick this one?

2007-03-07 01:53:36 · 17 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys