Entertainment & Music - 7 March 2007

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

2007-03-07 02:08:16 · 4 answers · asked by skimboardergal6 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Any one knows the full name of zack and cody??

2007-03-07 02:07:18 · 16 answers · asked by pinky 1 in Television

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What smell reminds you of your childhood?

Mine is to smell a box of crayons! You know like my kid's artbox full of crayons! That's a smell I smelled everyday in school, so it brings back great memories!

2007-03-07 02:07:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Real Housewives of Orange County?

Anyone watch this? What a bunch of lame people with a lot of dough and empty lives. This Jo girl..what are these quacker record people on anyways? My 3 year old can sing better than that. Show some T&A and whisper your way through a song and mix it up so it disguises your awful voice. They're all sitting around the table bobbing their heads like it's some great song. How hilarious.

2007-03-07 02:06:58 · 4 answers · asked by TB28 2 in Television

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Is Micro Bill Systems a scam?

2007-03-07 02:06:51 · 5 answers · asked by DAVID H 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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is sepultera the best metal band ever?

2007-03-07 02:06:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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At what age do you feel like you had the perfect mind/body combination? Did you realize it then?

Me: 24 and no.

2007-03-07 02:05:51 · 17 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what are some more funny expressions like cranky pants, sticky beak, and snappy and etc?

2007-03-07 02:05:20 · 13 answers · asked by LostMyMind 3 in Polls & Surveys

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ok be honest who in here has a crush on a loony man like me?

2007-03-07 02:05:17 · 17 answers · asked by johnjd_cmu 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you out here to help others out or just to have fun and time pass?

2007-03-07 02:04:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Tomorrow people - where is your past?

2007-03-07 02:04:23 · 16 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Some riddles for you to answer!?

What Unusual Accident Happened to Brainless Flunkalot?

What Game do Cannibals play At Parties?

Why Did Orgo Take a bath after Walking Through Mudsucker Swamp?

Thanks.

2007-03-07 02:04:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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American Idol Idea!!!!!!!!?

I have a great idea for American Idol. I would love to see them allow the public vote to send someone home a couple of weeks instead of voting for your favorite. Say the week that there are 10 people left and the week that there are 5 people left, America calls in and votes to send (let's say Sanjaya or Antonella) home. There are so many people who stay around in this contest that don't deserve to be there because everyone is voting for their favorite. This hurts people that are talented, but don't have much of a fan base. Who thinks this is a good idea?

2007-03-07 02:04:10 · 6 answers · asked by ♠KPT STYLE♠ 6 in Television

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