2 old boys walking down the street.
they see a sign outside a pub it says "oap special 50p a drink"
so the old boys decide to go in.
they walk to the bar and order 2 dry martini's
"50p each" says the barman.
anyway, after a few more drinks they ask about the deal.
"how come you can serve drinks this cheap?" asks the first old boy.
"oh simple" says the barman. "you see i won £20 million on the lottery so decided to do this for the community."
anyway, a few moments pass when the old boys see 2 more old fellas at the end of the bar not having a drink. in fact they havent touched a drop all night. so again they ask the bartender.
"why are those 2 fellas not drinking" says the old boy.
"oh thats hamish and rab down from scotland."
"they're waiting for happy hour"
can i have a star if you like it thanks.
2007-03-07 01:59:06 · 14 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah
just about to say I didn't get it, then I scrolled down
star !!!********************
ok
2007-03-07 02:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defintely not star material, I'm afraid.
Needs to actually make me laugh to deserve a 'star'
2007-03-07 03:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pmsl,here have a star.
2007-03-07 02:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?? whatsa scotish guy gotta do with happy hour? i'm america clue me in kiddo
2007-03-07 02:06:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not star material sorry
2007-03-07 02:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is your star.
2007-03-07 02:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
somewhat funny
2007-03-07 02:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by ropman1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Star for you
2007-03-07 02:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Is it because I'm an american, or is this joke not funny?
2007-03-07 02:05:57 · answer #9 · answered by Atousa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha lol
2007-03-07 02:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by blue birds til i die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋