Entertainment & Music - 4 March 2007

I would ban Religion and Spiruality because all they talk about is god and praying and it annoys me..

2007-03-04 21:46:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Wat does the word "jism ordhelu" from the song of movie Kyon Ki and "Channa" from the song "Channa veh ghar aja reh" means

2007-03-04 21:45:39 · 1 answers · asked by Akki's Girl 3 in Music

DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OUCH: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it off.

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

2007-03-04 21:44:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-04 21:44:44 · 14 answers · asked by Raging Bull II 2 in Polls & Surveys

March 3 was my fiancy birthday day. We started on February 7. She has left 250 km for Job purpose. I want to make her feel like a million dollars if she comes back on the 10th. I need your help.

2007-03-04 21:44:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-04 21:44:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-04 21:43:23 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-04 21:42:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The NBC show..if anyone has the episode recap for the 6th episode..
thankyou

2007-03-04 21:42:55 · 4 answers · asked by MystiqE 2 in Television

2007-03-04 21:42:53 · 14 answers · asked by ohyesindeed 2 in Polls & Surveys

I switched to IE and it works, but I get pop-ups w/ IE.

2007-03-04 21:42:45 · 3 answers · asked by Mike V 4 in Polls & Surveys

or are you just pleased to see me...

2007-03-04 21:42:32 · 4 answers · asked by Boofie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-04 21:40:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I say:
Underrated: Rambo:First Blood - Has a great storyline. Wasn't really intended to be so much of an action movie.
Overrated: By far, Titanic. One of the worst movies ever!!

2007-03-04 21:39:21 · 9 answers · asked by Yankee Killer 2 in Movies

Chris asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears and running from the room.

Confused, Chris goes looking for his son. He finally finds him in the backyard, crying. Chris sits down beside him, puts his arm around his son's shoulder and asks him what's wrong.

"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech!"

"If you're now going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have s*x, I've got nothing left to live for!"

2007-03-04 21:38:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-04 21:38:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Doberman in a playground

2007-03-04 21:37:50 · 13 answers · asked by tanya800 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-04 21:37:28 · 10 answers · asked by Bud#21 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think Andy Lau and Kelly Chen could be a perfect match for that role!

2007-03-04 21:36:57 · 3 answers · asked by elaine.patton 5 in Movies

please dont link me id like the lyrics please dont send links!!!

2007-03-04 21:33:16 · 4 answers · asked by RosieC 2 in Music

Personally, I was 13.

2007-03-04 21:31:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MOVIES
A woman's idea of a good movie is one in which one person dies very slowly. A man's idea of a good movie is one in which lots of people die very fast.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

MARRIAGE
A woman often can't remember why she married her husband. A man often has no idea why his wife divorced him.

2007-03-04 21:30:26 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-04 21:30:23 · 12 answers · asked by Boofie 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21325065-2,00.html

Is this true? has anyone else heard this?

If this is true it is sad.

2007-03-04 21:26:41 · 14 answers · asked by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6 in Celebrities

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's s*xu*l harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's d*mination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a sl*b.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

2007-03-04 21:26:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-04 21:26:10 · 9 answers · asked by Linda R 6 in Polls & Surveys

i used to go to 202fm but the web site changed and there was a clip of a mind selling an orange with out sound and he pull it out of his mouth peace by peace untill he has a whole orange with the sticker and the outher guy was impressed so he gose to buy orange juice from the mind and the mind shows he the glass and the sound comes back and he starts vomiting in the glass and goes ta da

2007-03-04 21:24:06 · 5 answers · asked by Lil_Ron 2 in Jokes & Riddles

how many songs can a 512 mb mmc store if the songs are at 56 kbps

2007-03-04 21:23:58 · 3 answers · asked by prish_thakur 1 in Music

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."

Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sxx until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."

2007-03-04 21:22:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if you can give ahint. what is my lucky numbers

2007-03-04 21:22:14 · 4 answers · asked by marilyn g 1 in Horoscopes