Chris asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears and running from the room.
Confused, Chris goes looking for his son. He finally finds him in the backyard, crying. Chris sits down beside him, puts his arm around his son's shoulder and asks him what's wrong.
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech!"
"If you're now going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have s*x, I've got nothing left to live for!"
2007-03-04 21:38:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aw kinda cute, Excellent!
10/10*
Tink xx
2007-03-05 07:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes birds and the bees was very funny.
2007-03-05 01:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatz funny ill give u a +9
2007-03-05 00:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by georgiapeach4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... very funny, never heard that one before, I will have to remember it, he he he he he.
2007-03-04 23:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-03-04 22:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-04 22:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by gamias 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh that is goooood
hahahahaha
thanks
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2007-03-05 00:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-05 00:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-05 01:22:13 · answer #9 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋