If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's s*xu*l harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's d*mination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a sl*b.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
2007-03-04 21:26:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what is up men
2007-03-04 21:45:42 · update #1
come on guys to shy to answer
2007-03-05 00:43:49 · update #2
Yep...they cant do anything right!! Lol
2007-03-04 22:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 06:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by coratello 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh your world must be hard `eh!!
Yeah I liked them! Great!
10/10 2 ya buddy. *
Tink xx
2007-03-05 07:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that's quite right... eventhough I'm a girl I do agrre on those things...
What's up with this world... nothing is just right!!
2007-03-05 01:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep
my mum once said to my brother
"your mother is always right, untill you are married, then your wife is aways right, even if she is wrong"
it's like heads i win tails you lose
haha
2007-03-05 00:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes they were funny and a lot of them are true.
2007-03-05 01:55:06 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋