Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."
St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."
Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."
St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sxx until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."
2007-03-04 21:22:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari. Sam is sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?"
Sam looked up and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a scooter!"
2007-03-04 21:22:56 · update #1
Very very funny!
A good laugh thank you very very much.
Bonus marks for good spelling and perfect punctuation too!
2007-03-04 21:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
magnificent! i recognize 4, 14 and 20. My dad has an efficient one - he asks them their call and the objective of their call, then is going on to ask them how lengthy they have familiar the guy living at this deal with, have they ever made contact with them before and could they be prepared to come back into the the police station to furnish a truth? He then explains that he's Detective chief Superintendent X and that a homicide study is being accomplished at that second contained in the living house. They in no way call again!
2016-12-05 06:29:50 · answer #2 · answered by coratello 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cracked up!!
10/10 an * 4 U
Tink xx
2007-03-05 07:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this question seem to be funny as suggested by the asker. Especially the rating of the sin capacity when sin is just but sin. Then the fact that Sam is hurt for his wife's ride on scooter. I thought in heaven people don't morn but they do rejoice. Does it also point out towards a recret of Sam not having sinned sexually yet it implies that his wife did cheat on him so much?
Well, sin is sin and it remains as long as one doesn't repent of it and turn away from it (sinning). Yet also, it seems as if people only view sin in terms of sexuality. All kinds of transgression against God's and hguman love is sin. It is all wrapped up in the Love your God and Love your neighbour as you love yourself. Otherwise, the point driven home by the question belittles heaven as the Bible proclaims it. God bless our souls and spirits by the saving grace.
2007-03-04 21:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Lighthouse1 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Heard it before but still made me giggle, so i'd give it a 6/10
2007-03-04 21:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all. Got a chuckle outa me.
2007-03-04 21:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by irmaynerds 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh boy she must have been a goer 10/10
2007-03-04 22:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha most excellent.
lame joke yet oh soo good...one question?
was it a motor powered scooter? :P
2007-03-04 21:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thought provoking and funny! lol
2007-03-04 21:27:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!
hilarious,thx!!!
2007-03-04 21:31:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋