DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OUCH: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it off.
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
2007-03-04 21:44:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL: able to whine in words.
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house.
2007-03-04 21:45:04 · update #1
funny no pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-05 03:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now they are soooo true,
Great 1`s
10/10 an` a * Brill.
Tink x
2007-03-05 07:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny Chris. It takes a parent to understand!!
Have a nice day.
2007-03-04 22:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Minxy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ta for the laff yeah funny very funny i have kids 3 boys
2007-03-04 21:49:16 · answer #4 · answered by kj 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The parental dictionary was very funny.
2007-03-05 02:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....Thanks for the laugh!! Soooooo fuuuunnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
2007-03-04 21:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love them
specialy top bunk and sterilize
x
2007-03-05 00:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's very cute
2007-03-04 21:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent! love the show off one!!
2007-03-04 23:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by just trying to make a difference 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-04 21:53:03 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋