Entertainment & Music - 19 February 2007

It is so freakin nice in East Texas today!!

2007-02-19 02:31:06 · 22 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Just finished watchin season 2 in UK. Eagerly awaiting season 3!

2007-02-19 02:31:00 · 17 answers · asked by laplandfan 7 in Celebrities

Why?? Tell me why :=)

and have a nice day..

2007-02-19 02:30:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 02:30:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance & see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform o r a l s$x on me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out.

"My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."

2007-02-19 02:30:09 · 39 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

2007-02-19 02:30:07 · 30 answers · asked by Laughing Out Loud 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I got the Goonies giggle teehee
BABY RUTH, ROCKY ROAD teehee giggle giggle HEEEEEY YOUUUU GUUUUUYS!!!! teehee

2007-02-19 02:30:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would you consider to be the best movie about hippies?

2007-02-19 02:30:02 · 8 answers · asked by sw33tdanyelle 2 in Movies

Klinger: I got this in mail call today sir.
Henry: What is it?
Klinger: A letter from my mother. "Dear Son.."
Henry: You obviously haven't sent her a recent picture.
Klinger: "I hate to bother you in the middle of a war, but I have some terrible news. Your father is very sick. We know your colonel has a good heart and surely he'll let you come home for your father's funeral, or his sixty-fifth birthday, whichever comes first."
Henry: Uh huh. (Pulling out a file) Here we go. Father dying, right?
Klinger: Yes, sir.
Henry: "Father dying" last year. "Mother dying" last year. "Mother and father" dying. "Mother, father, and older sister" dying. Mother dying, older sister pregnant. Here's an oldie but a goodie. "Half of the family dying, other half pregnant." Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Klinger: Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army.

2007-02-19 02:29:47 · 4 answers · asked by valiantofficer 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 02:29:38 · 0 answers · asked by animalhouser07 2 in Music

....shve other stuff and go "comando" in honor of her?????

2007-02-19 02:29:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....the Britney Spears questions.
Can we all agree that, yes, she's an idiot and yes, she looks like an idiot and DROP IT!
Star this if you agree!

2007-02-19 02:29:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the longest sentence in the world?

2007-02-19 02:29:26 · 14 answers · asked by demonized 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Hello guys n gals, what was that one movie that melted your heart and made your eyes wet?

2007-02-19 02:29:23 · 65 answers · asked by Ashish 2 in Movies

2007-02-19 02:29:02 · 0 answers · asked by animalhouser07 2 in Music

2007-02-19 02:28:47 · 12 answers · asked by spider 4 in Polls & Surveys

Pregnant

2007-02-19 02:28:35 · 13 answers · asked by Laughing Out Loud 1 in Jokes & Riddles

go to the movies with some friends (butt not your parents)??

go to the mall with some friends (butt not your parents)??

2007-02-19 02:28:13 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Doctors, here's a little bit of advice for you:

a) Mumbling in to a dictaphone is not helpful.
b) Sighing, coughing and sneezing in to a dictaphone is not helpful.
c) Rustling papers in to a dictaphone is not helpful.
d) If I give you a patient's notes, and then you lose them, there is very little point in asking me "Where are the notes?"
e) Taking notes I'm a OBVIOUSLY WORKING ON off my desk and losing them is very annoying.

Just thought you'd like to know.

2007-02-19 02:28:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thank you.

2007-02-19 02:27:52 · 5 answers · asked by sparkzxx 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would you consider to be the best movie from or about the 70's?

2007-02-19 02:27:51 · 11 answers · asked by sw33tdanyelle 2 in Movies

I heard a bit of the story on the radio. what happend?

2007-02-19 02:27:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."

2007-02-19 02:26:31 · 19 answers · asked by Laughing Out Loud 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 02:26:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Fill n the blanks... (Various Artists)

1.) They say I only think in the form of _________ numbers in hotel rooms....
2.) Point of rhythm is to follow it in time, so listen to the ________ in your mind...
3.) I feel so much better now that your ____ forever...
4.) Liar, if we're keeping score, then we're all ____ boys at best, _______ and ________.....
and finally...
5.) Give me _____, give me _____, give me your ______.....

Please also indicate the band and CD...

2007-02-19 02:26:05 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Music

2007-02-19 02:25:57 · 15 answers · asked by mike 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-19 02:25:26 · 7 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

i do there so yummy and good!

2007-02-19 02:25:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's the best song from the 70's?

2007-02-19 02:25:10 · 19 answers · asked by sw33tdanyelle 2 in Music

2007-02-19 02:25:09 · 12 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys