A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance & see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform o r a l s$x on me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."
2007-02-19 02:30:09 · 39 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
naughty tinks but great joke 10/10
2007-02-21 21:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I love your jokes tink! 10/10, the whole way through!
2007-02-19 02:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that whuld have to be the funneyest joke ive herd for a long long
time ha ha ha ha good one
2007-02-19 02:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke even though most of my family is catholic. lol!
2007-02-19 03:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a good chuckle out of that one... and I normally just crack a smile. Well done!
2007-02-19 02:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by AmandaKerik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cant stop laughing
me think u are a man in a girl's disguise
2007-02-19 12:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx
2007-02-19 11:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw it coming but it still made me lol
2007-02-19 02:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by Kris H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. I'm sure that's happened to a friend of mine!
D.
X
2007-02-19 02:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by Dee Dee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best joke i have heard ina long time. Thanks for the big laugh. 10/10
2007-02-19 02:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋