Entertainment & Music - 17 February 2007

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three men have daughters all about the same age?

and as they were the best of friends they decide to hire a people carrier and have a day out together but on there way to the coast there is a terrible accident and all six of them are killed.as they were waiting to enter the pearly gates st peter said to the first man sorry we cant allow you into heaven when you were alive all you thought about was money you even called your daughter penny after money st peter then approached the second man and said you cannot get in heaven either when you were alive all you thought about was drink you even called your daughter sherry after drink the third man turns to his daughter and says come on fanny i am not waiting around here to be insulted

2007-02-17 23:03:00 · 8 answers · asked by JOHN jen 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Working on sundays blows! Dont you think it should be outlawed?

Its sunday and YES I'm working! This sucks! Yes theres a deadline, but theres also a weekend?? Couldn't I just be on my bull saying YEEHAWWWWWWWW???

Noooooooooooo! I have to work!!!

This sucks!!!

2007-02-17 23:02:23 · 16 answers · asked by Cyrill sneer 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Am I the only one to think that Geek USA by the Smashing Pumpkins is the best rock song of the last 15 yrs?

It just occurred to me that no one I know has ever mentioned how amazing that song actually is.

2007-02-17 23:02:18 · 8 answers · asked by kayscloud 1 in Music

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Need to find out the name of a song the video of which had people dressed up as animals?

This song is really annoying if you get it stuck in your head but i dont know what its called.

The music went something like "hey ma ma ma". Its sort of a dance song from the early 90's i think. There are no proper lyrics in the song except for the "hey ma ma ma aeiiooo". Its kind of african sounding and in the film clip people are dressed up as animals and i think from memory they are dancing around a painted waterfall..

2007-02-17 23:00:59 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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should I be shot or hung ??

The other morning there was a knock on the door it was the refuse police,now these guys are even meaner that the traffic police (traffic police ones that collect the extra tax when we drive our cars) it was green bin top day (tip put all your rubbish in your neighbours bin when they are at work, that way you can last two weeks worth of rubbish, without getting a plague of rats)I had put the black top bin out, plus there was an apple core in the paper sack.This is not the first time it had happened how should I pleaded. Taken from the best selling book Nazi state by E Cad

2007-02-17 23:00:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Where do you like to hang out?

I like LA at night. The beach at sunset. My pool at 4am to watch the sunrise ...

2007-02-17 23:00:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who else watches meerkat manor?

2007-02-17 23:00:01 · 7 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Television

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Have I worn you out yet?

2007-02-17 22:58:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is there a female called Billy here or do you know them..?

2007-02-17 22:58:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the worst film remake ever made ?

2007-02-17 22:56:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Don't You Just Love Kids????

science exam answers

If you need a laugh, try reading through these
children's science exam answers.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q : How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love
this!)
A: Keep it in the cow. (The BEST Answer!!)

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on
the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to
his adultery. (Oh no!!)

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (
e.g.,abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the
brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels A, E, I, O,and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight !!

2007-02-17 22:54:51 · 19 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why arent my questions posted???

I have just asked 2 questions within 17 minutes..... Is there a glitch or something?

2007-02-17 22:54:40 · 7 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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hey everybody, could u guys suggest some great songs???

hey everybody, could u guys suggest some great songs??? any will do =]

2007-02-17 22:52:11 · 3 answers · asked by slimshadyroxxx 2 in Music

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Did you buy DL's sanity on ebay..?

Or my mind..?

2007-02-17 22:52:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how many "hits" did mott the hoople have ? was it enough to justify a greatest hits alb?

2007-02-17 22:50:42 · 4 answers · asked by roythehoople 2 in Music

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There are no fish under the ice...?

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.

Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK".

2007-02-17 22:48:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I know it's been 5 years but i really miss aaliyah?

just thinking about what she could have been. I could have died today.22 is too young and i love her and miss her and never forget her. anyone still feel upset that she's gone?no radio seems to care anymore

2007-02-17 22:46:48 · 8 answers · asked by debra 2 in Celebrities

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Does anyone know the remix dancing in the dark by dj rankin coz i want it?

2007-02-17 22:45:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Have you seen my sanity laying around here anywhere?

I can't seem to find it.....

2007-02-17 22:45:37 · 18 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you get 6 Firemen down from a tree?

2007-02-17 22:45:23 · 40 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Blonde behind the wheels...?

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

2007-02-17 22:44:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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