A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK".
2007-02-17 22:48:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
still laughing 590/10
2007-02-18 00:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
see you later as there is oxygen contained in the water, fish gills are able to extract that oxygen and use it. Water does no longer freeze each of ways down contained in the iciness. purely component of the suited layer is frozen into ice at the same time as the water lower than that is not.
2016-10-17 07:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by rambhool 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2007-02-17 23:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by ananthramtejas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A born towhead(white hair) How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her drinks are on the house.
Many more just too tired. Everyone have sweet dreams.
2007-02-17 22:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by JAMI E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told that to a red head once I she didn't get it and I had to explain it, I guess blonds don't have the market cornered anymore!
2007-02-17 22:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by slayton59 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical blonde jokes>>>I love them.
2007-02-17 23:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-17 23:03:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha funny indeed hahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-02-18 02:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by in luv wtih life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mhee hee...lol...i like the joke...10/5..star
2007-02-17 22:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny! I'm seeing a theme here..............
2007-02-17 22:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋