science exam answers
If you need a laugh, try reading through these
children's science exam answers.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q : How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love
this!)
A: Keep it in the cow. (The BEST Answer!!)
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on
the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to
his adultery. (Oh no!!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (
e.g.,abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the
brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the
brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels A, E, I, O,and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight !!
2007-02-17 22:54:51 · 19 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you for making my morning start with a bang, i mean laugh
2007-02-17 22:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute... very cute.
That's what is called Latral Thinking... it's missing in adults except those who read and post jokes & riddles on Y!A. You don't need Edward de Bono's books.
The cows would have loved that question about milk turning sour.
2007-02-17 23:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Children are the joy givers>>>Yes, I just love the kids
2007-02-17 22:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-02-17 22:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome thanx for the laugh, really needed it.. hm, i know ill be passing science with these answers this yr!! yupeee!!
2007-02-17 23:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the best joke ever. I rate it 4000000000000000000/10
2007-02-18 00:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!! Kids do say (or write) the darndest things!
2007-02-17 23:44:10 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehe
thanx for the laughS
2007-02-17 23:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by nabeel h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic my fave is the milk one kids are great entertainment aren't they?!
2007-02-17 23:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by blaque_snow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D hehe!! i gez kids can be funny!!
But most of the time i find them irritating.
2007-02-17 22:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋