Entertainment & Music - 17 February 2007

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If I bite my lip and give you that look, what would you do?

2007-02-17 21:53:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Gentlemen. Do beer cart girls help or hinder your scoring on the links?

2007-02-17 21:52:00 · 8 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Early to bed and early to rise... Sort of sums it up doesn't it?

2007-02-17 21:49:50 · 17 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

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who is the best football (soccer) player ever?

2007-02-17 21:49:31 · 10 answers · asked by Timo Z 1 in Movies

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dukes of hazzard?

who is the blonde who did NOt have an application "on her" in the movie.

2007-02-17 21:49:29 · 1 answers · asked by drummer_guy2010 1 in Movies

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One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

2007-02-17 21:49:14 · 4 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you a runner or a biter, or both?

2007-02-17 21:49:01 · 11 answers · asked by Jay S 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What will you do when you get the chance?

Inspired by delia :-))

2007-02-17 21:48:39 · 21 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

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At a diner party for two?

Do you enjoy serving the Delicious diner or being served the Delicious dinner?

2007-02-17 21:46:53 · 7 answers · asked by I'm In Love With Delicious 3 in Polls & Surveys

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how old was Keira Knightley when she appeared in hole?

2007-02-17 21:46:43 · 9 answers · asked by theriskbasedapproach 1 in Celebrities

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Am I the only one who want beyonce to chill for a while?

Im sorry, I looooove beyonce the best singer no lie, but she should sit down a while and see what her and Jay-z is gonna do in the future, think about having a family and becoming a wife.I would feel a bit weird if my younger sister got married before me and had a family before me. Beyonce is in eveything her and Jennifer Hudson too. Jennifer is everywhere also- I see Jennifer Hudson more than I see my own family and I live with my family but Im talking about Beyonce. Does anyone feel Beyonce needs to take a break or its not that many other great singers to grant us good music except her or compare to her, so she shouldnt take a break yet?

2007-02-17 21:46:39 · 1 answers · asked by race1983 1 in Music

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Is it possible for someone to be?

TOO adorable or TOO kooky? Or do they just keep getting better and better?

2007-02-17 21:46:27 · 6 answers · asked by Mitch 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Am I the only one who want beyonce to chill for a while?

Im sorry, I looooove beyonce the best singer no lie, but she should sit down a while and see what her and Jay-z is gonna do in the future, think about having a family and becoming a wife.I would feel a bit weird if my younger sister got married before me and had a family before me. Beyonce is in eveything her and Jennifer Hudson too. Jennifer is everywhere also- I see Jennifer Hudson more than I see my own family and I live with my family but Im talking about Beyonce. Does anyone feel Beyonce needs to take a break or its not that many other great singers to grant us good music except her or compare to her, so she shouldnt take a break yet?

2007-02-17 21:45:28 · 7 answers · asked by race1983 1 in Celebrities

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Has anyone used PEEKVID recently?I can't seem to make mine work since they went off the air for a week.?

2007-02-17 21:45:26 · 5 answers · asked by DeN 3 in Comics & Animation

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Which song has the best bass riff you have ever heard?

2007-02-17 21:45:23 · 7 answers · asked by kicking_back 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who here uses the My watchlist...?

why am I not on yours ?

2007-02-17 21:44:18 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the difference between HOT and BOTHERED?

(if you leave me both?)

2007-02-17 21:44:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you have an insatiable appetite for?

2007-02-17 21:43:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think you could catch me?

2007-02-17 21:42:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you most like or dislike about getting older?

2007-02-17 21:42:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you were a bird, what kidn of bird would you be?

hahahahahah :) keep it going!

2007-02-17 21:41:47 · 9 answers · asked by shanekeavy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What are you waiting for?

2007-02-17 21:40:30 · 28 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is the show Lost getting so stupid?

Seriously, how dumber can the story really get. No wonder why the ratings are so low now. It got from being pretty good to being unbelievably lame!

2007-02-17 21:39:56 · 10 answers · asked by MHD 1 in Television

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What do you like to drink?

I had a BBQ here tonight, and had a few Beers with my family.
I love having a beer or two, but I have my own bar here and all I wanted to do is make a Delicious Screaming Orgasm.

What do you like to drink?

2007-02-17 21:36:15 · 26 answers · asked by I'm In Love With Delicious 3 in Polls & Surveys

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