Entertainment & Music - 17 February 2007

"Condoms"

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they
happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why
there are so many different boxes of condoms.

The father replies, "Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for
when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and
1 for Saturday night."

The son then asks his father, "What's the 6 pack for?"

The father replies, "Well, that's for when you're in college.
You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for
Sunday morning."

Then the son asks his father what the 12 pack is for.

The father replies, "Well, that's for when you're married.
You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one
for....."

2007-02-17 21:07:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-17 21:06:04 · 6 answers · asked by babyblues_752001 3 in Television

Who sings the song at the very end and what song is it? Did you like the movie?

2007-02-17 21:05:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Can u tell some that is good to watch...Funny....Tnx

2007-02-17 21:04:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Is avril lavigne (the rock singer) vegartarian or not, it said on a website she was but on another website it said she wasnt. She shoud be cos vegartarians rock but im not sure if she is or not.

2007-02-17 21:04:42 · 11 answers · asked by Teenage Drama Queen 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-17 21:04:13 · 11 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-17 21:01:05 · 2 answers · asked by tomoyo 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-17 21:00:35 · 6 answers · asked by taTA 1 in Horoscopes

2007-02-17 20:58:01 · 26 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hey guys does anyone know what this song is called or who sings it? I think its quite an oldish song and its quite fast.

The lyrics go something like:
Do you love? Will you love me forever?
Do you need me? Will you never leave me?

And then it goes onto say something about making you my wife.

Hope someone knows. Thanks everyone :):):):):)

2007-02-17 20:56:28 · 16 answers · asked by keb844 2 in Music

I hope I do, because I need it really really bad. Then again, I'm not very good at gambling.

2007-02-17 20:56:15 · 9 answers · asked by Jay S 5 in Polls & Surveys

P.S. Low calories, I have to keep fit for my wedding dress.

2007-02-17 20:55:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in the song MyBoo, Usher whispers the phrase in the background before he says "do you remember girl"...after Alicia says "even though there's another man in my life"...and when they're going "my oh, my oh, my boo" near the end.

in HoldYouDown, JLo says the phrase before the lyrics start...and in between JLo's chorus and Fat Joe's chorus before the third verse starts.

2007-02-17 20:55:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i notice she never hangs out with black people

2007-02-17 20:53:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-17 20:53:39 · 3 answers · asked by JSD 1 in Magazines

they were about in the 90's, ohy man it's on the tip of my tongue, donny wahlberg was in the group. anyone remember? they were a pop group and were all pretty young

2007-02-17 20:53:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I want to be w/ a friend.

2007-02-17 20:53:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please dont put down crap bands. If they didn't play they're own instruments well and did not right they're own songs then please keep it to yourself.

2007-02-17 20:52:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

She should be the spokesman for trailer park trash. She is whats wrong with America. Just imagine how many girls will think that what she does is normal and act like her.

2007-02-17 20:50:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-17 20:50:11 · 3 answers · asked by Dexter N 1 in Movies

Walker:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIXkgtPG8o
Steven: http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=H662nyFRh4k

2007-02-17 20:47:14 · 12 answers · asked by FaceFullofFashion 6 in Polls & Surveys

This pop singer I know very little about, but I can offer a physical description. She had a nose ring that had a chain connecting her nose to her ear. I'm fairly sure she has braided dirty blond hair. Any help would be great.

2007-02-17 20:47:12 · 7 answers · asked by The Angry Scotsman 3 in Music

What is your name and what is the story behind it..

2007-02-17 20:46:55 · 2 answers · asked by leann_hp28 2 in Polls & Surveys

a man finds out that his mistress is pregnant and planning on moving away to italy, he tells her to send him a postcard when she has the baby and to write the word spaghetti on it, that way he will know she has had it and can arrange child support for her.
about nine months later, he comes home from work and his wife tells him he has had a strange postcard, he looks at it and goes as white as a sheet.... it said:
spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti,
two with meatballs one without!

2007-02-17 20:44:57 · 11 answers · asked by sinnedfairy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

How do i love thee? let me count the ways,
i love thee to the depth and breadth and height
my soul can reach, when feeling out of sight for the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right;
I love thee purely as they turn from praise,
I love thee with the passion put to use in my old griefs, and with childhood's faith.
Ilove thee with a love i seemed to lose,
With my lost saints- i love thee with the breath, smiles, tears, of all my life! _ and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

2007-02-17 20:43:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-17 20:42:33 · 19 answers · asked by Rush 2 in Polls & Surveys

about anything at all

2007-02-17 20:40:58 · 19 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am 17. When i was 16 i think, i went on my aunt's email by doing all the secret question stuff. I got my other aunt's password from my cousin but i didn't ask her for it and then i went on her ebay too and put buy now for a bottle of pills she was watching (i think she was watching them) she is so into dieting and now i think if she ever died it would be my fault for this although she would be buying them anyways.(i'd never want anyone to pass away even my enemies) Then my 3rd aunt, i tryed getting into hers but didn't work. I guess kids do these things but i feel guilty. I am not close to them so maybe i did it to be nosey but i am not making up any excuses. How do i move on and realize i don't need to stop talking to them for the rest of my life?

2007-02-17 20:40:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Many people say she's like Britney, but i don't, cause:
1. She's an unbelievably, incredible singer at such a young age

2. She doesn't show off too much skin, unlike Britney who's nearly naked most of the time

3. She's a good girl, despite all that she's been through, and what she's going through now, especialy at school ( nasty, evil bullies! ) Leave Jo alone, she deserves it, because she has pure talent.

4. She stays strong, and stays true to herself.

5. She doesn't party into the night

Love yah Jo! I will always be a true and loyal fan to u no matter what! Stay strong, you are an amazing "Excepcional" girl, DON"T end up with Paris Hilton!

Love you Jo!

2007-02-17 20:38:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Chicken fried rice for me. What you having?

2007-02-17 20:38:39 · 27 answers · asked by Gar 3 in Polls & Surveys