"Condoms"
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they
happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why
there are so many different boxes of condoms.
The father replies, "Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for
when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and
1 for Saturday night."
The son then asks his father, "What's the 6 pack for?"
The father replies, "Well, that's for when you're in college.
You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for
Sunday morning."
Then the son asks his father what the 12 pack is for.
The father replies, "Well, that's for when you're married.
You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one
for....."
2007-02-17 21:07:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good LOL
2007-02-17 21:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl, I liked it 8/10
2007-02-18 05:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very old joke, adapted from a religious version.
still we live in a PC world.
2007-02-21 19:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just once a month? Why would anyone want to get married?
2007-02-21 17:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Not heard that one before ! lol
2007-02-18 06:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-18 16:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like dis a one lol
2007-02-21 09:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before and it still makes me chuckle lol
2007-02-18 06:06:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still good
2007-02-18 06:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by kiki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny! 9/10
God im getting married next year... i hope its not true tho - cringe!
2007-02-18 05:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by ஐ♥PinkBoo - TTC #1♥ஐ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one it got me laughing lol
2007-02-22 03:35:27 · answer #11 · answered by vanessa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋