Entertainment & Music - 16 February 2007

This is a story about a couple who had been
> >happily married for years.
> >
> > The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of
> >farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his
> >wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
> >Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
> >it was making her sick. He told her he could not stop it and that it was
> >perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
> >one day he would blow his guts out.
> >
> > The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
> > Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey
> >for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl
> >where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all
> >the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl
> >and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling
> >back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his
> >underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
> >
> > Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
> >trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound
> >of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
> >
> > The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
> >laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture, she reckoned she
> >had got him back pretty good.
> >
> > About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
> >bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
> >
> > She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
> > He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned
> >me and I didn't listen to you".
> > "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
> > Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my
> >guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some
> >Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in

2007-02-16 02:49:00 · 27 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

No world peace or feed the children crap. Just two wishes just for yourself.
Mine would be
1. Never have a hangover again
2. Have unlimited amount of money.

2007-02-16 02:48:36 · 30 answers · asked by metallica_rocks0122 6 in Polls & Surveys

at least i think its gwen stefani... its like woooo hooo wwwoooooo ooo ooo hooo. really cool what is it i need it on my ipod

2007-02-16 02:48:29 · 11 answers · asked by koolkeynan 2 in Music

My birthday is January 21, 1991 and I was just wondering if anyone knew my love horoscope or something like that for the near future (this month, week, year?) Thanks so much.

2007-02-16 02:48:28 · 16 answers · asked by Jenny 2 in Horoscopes

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Rod we will relive our smokey nights.

2007-02-16 02:47:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

????

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And I mean the music rappers, not candy wrappers. Please no stupid comments that you think are witty but really aren't, I'm kinda sick of that. You're not funny!

2007-02-16 02:46:51 · 7 answers · asked by Jenny 2 in Music

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Does anybody except for me believe that Greys Anatomy is becoming amazingly un-realistic? I mean we all know Meredith wont die.. She is the main character in the show. And even last week when she fell into the water anyone with common sense knew Derek was going to save her and be her "Knight in shining whatever" I just think the show is going no where and becoming incresingly dumb. Any thoughts?

2007-02-16 02:44:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

"The Bear Necessities" from the Jungle Book, or "Bring Me Sunshine" by Morcambe & Wise?

2007-02-16 02:44:50 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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LOL

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As a child of the 70's I remember a really sweet little program about a bear called Teddy Edward. No-one else I know remembers him and think I am imagining it. I am sure I'm not!!! Anyone else out there know what I am talking about?

2007-02-16 02:44:21 · 16 answers · asked by Kickinkitty 3 in Television

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That might not be obvious in a casual encounter..go on..introduce yourself..

ie:
I have 2 kids.
I can play the accordion.
I like watching my dog get a bath.

that kind of thing..

2007-02-16 02:43:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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you get to be the first answerer...or do you wait a second, wait for some replies to come in and then make sure no one has your answer before sending it?

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3 guys jump in a pool of water but only 2 get there hair wet...... why hppnd 2 the other dude?

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