Hi Guys. What do you think? Funny?

Question

This is a story about a couple who had been
> >happily married for years.
> >
> > The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of
> >farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his
> >wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
> >Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because
> >it was making her sick. He told her he could not stop it and that it was
> >perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
> >one day he would blow his guts out.
> >
> > The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
> > Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey
> >for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl
> >where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all
> >the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl
> >and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling
> >back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his
> >underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
> >
> > Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
> >trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound
> >of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
> >
> > The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
> >laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture, she reckoned she
> >had got him back pretty good.
> >
> > About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
> >bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
> >
> > She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
> > He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned
> >me and I didn't listen to you".
> > "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
> > Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my
> >guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some
> >Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in

Answer 1

Nice one tinks. great to hear a turkey joke.
yeah, very funny but under the present circumstances had to bite my lip just a little.
wink!!
must stop reading ur jokes out in public!!
hugs xoxox

ps i know a joke about an ostrich but if i told it i would almost certainly get a violation!!
more hugs xoxox

Answer 2

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :0

Answer 3

have to try that on the wife its her in this family that farts like a foghorn as soon as she opens her eyes 10/10 tink

Answer 4

Absoulutely brilliant but why did u keep using >>>>? 10/10

Answer 5

Very funny, I remember receiving it by email a few months ago, typical man!

Answer 6

Omg. Good one. That will teach him. lol 10/10. OK I need to get a turkey and fast...........

Answer 7

Good one

Answer 8

Haha lol

Answer 9

Predictable ending, whats with all the >>>>>>>>>>>>>?

Answer 10

Great one , of course ladies never fart too do they??