Entertainment & Music - 15 February 2007

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

2007-02-15 03:00:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, it was on during the early 90's I believe. I watched it as a kid (I'm 22 now). Anyway, it had an elephant and the song goes, "I love you, I love you in the morning and in the afternoon, I love you in the evening and underneath the moon". it's killing me.

2007-02-15 03:00:42 · 2 answers · asked by Aiden's Momma 3 in Television

A clorox commercial has a little girl in a bathtub pretending she's a mermaid....my daughter absolutely loves the music playing in the background, it sounds like a classical music piece, anyone know what it is?

2007-02-15 03:00:41 · 2 answers · asked by soulofdarkness_83 1 in Music

2007-02-15 02:59:28 · 17 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

he's my fiance and I love him so much and I think he's cute and even if he's not I wouldn't care. my parents are making a big deal out of it (our relationship) saying that he's too ugly for me and I will regret marrying him, I don't see him as ugly at all.
I'm 5'8 and 140 lbs and hot....they say :)
here's his pic, what do you think of him, and what would you think when you see me walking with him?
I don't get opinions from people about him..except from my family, so I just wanted to get some opinions about him from people here :) I really don't care for what you all say about him (don't mean to be rude :D)but I just wanted to know what you all are gonna say :D

please be honest, I won't get hurt :)
http://flickr.com/photos/23156252@N00/384245827/?edited=1
by the way, the girl standing next to him is not me it's his sister, I'm hotter LOL :D

2007-02-15 02:59:09 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me or a playstation 2?

apparently a playstation 2 is alot more fun to be with on valentines day.

2007-02-15 02:59:00 · 14 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

Considering the popularity (the number of customer reviews and the rating with 5 stars as the highest, so far, the best I've seen are Mean Girls, with 4712 reviews and average of 5 stars.....Lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring, with 3544 reviews, 4.5 stars......The Matrix, 2947 reviews, 4.5..........Others are LOTR Return of the king, Kill bill, Pirates of the caribbean 1, evil dead, etc.. So what others do you know?

2007-02-15 02:58:47 · 1 answers · asked by pc_geek 2 in Movies

were you ever on citizen band radio,
what was your call sign?
is it still going or it
finished??

2007-02-15 02:57:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'll see on a question where someone thumbs upped me and then I'll go back and I won't have any...

Am I going crazy or is it Yahoo again?

2007-02-15 02:57:13 · 25 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

i think it starts with an L

2007-02-15 02:56:55 · 5 answers · asked by farmer 2 in Music

i am a fan of Audrey Hepburn, i rerally don't think it's much of as problem despite the fact that i was born in the 80's. what do oyu think

2007-02-15 02:56:20 · 14 answers · asked by William Sly 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-15 02:55:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 02:54:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 02:54:44 · 21 answers · asked by clever nickname 6 in Polls & Surveys

just wannted to see how much star trek fans there is out there

2007-02-15 02:54:26 · 12 answers · asked by TheWeakLink 2 in Television

I am really sad right now and i just want to be happy because i think the people around me are being brought down because of it. please help me and give me some ideas!

2007-02-15 02:53:59 · 20 answers · asked by Emma Chica 3 in Polls & Surveys

I heard it on the radio and thought it was by Bedouin Soundclash.

2007-02-15 02:53:32 · 1 answers · asked by j4524r 1 in Music

How do you download movies? - my 4 year old wants to see Charlotte's Web, but I havn't much cash to go to the movies (I have another 2 kids also)

2007-02-15 02:52:58 · 20 answers · asked by julie g 3 in Movies

peanuts or cashews,leather or pvc,freeview or cable,the italian mafia or chinese triads,leg or thigh of chicken,the pen or the sword,west midlands Birmingham or bradford,east side or west side,simpsons or futurama,bbc1 or channel 5?

2007-02-15 02:52:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is from TMZ so don't know how reliable they are but this is really scary for that poor baby. They have a sworn document from this Nanny stating this:

According to the sworn affidavit written in the Bahamas on December 4, 2006, Quethlie Alexis claims she received repeated threats from Smith, aka Vickie Marshall, to "underfeed" Dannielynn because, "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was 'sexy.' Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours ... Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces." Alexis claims that Smith enforced the order by "making sure the baby monitor was kept on all the time." Alexis adds Dannielynn "is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should."

According to the document, Alexis says that Smith threatened to "shoot her" if the baby ever addressed the nanny as "Mummy."

In the document, Alexis also claims that during her brief employment, Smith "attempted to commit su

2007-02-15 02:52:48 · 12 answers · asked by COblonde 3 in Celebrities

In the film Evolution, when the people thought the world was going to end they all got drunk and held a protest. They all had signs saying stuff like "I can't die a virgin" and "Jesus is coming, look busy" .

What would you sign say??

2007-02-15 02:52:38 · 16 answers · asked by specs appeal 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am heading to the kitchen to make breakfast. What would you like? All freshly made, of course!

2007-02-15 02:52:23 · 25 answers · asked by beebs 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you do watch, today's episode has my brother-in-law on it. It's about protective dads, tough dads, stay away from my daughter, something like that. He's the tall red-headed guy, and he'll be telling a punky little tattooed ****** to stay away from his daughter. I have to work today and miss it, but if any of you see it, let me know, okay? Thanks.

2007-02-15 02:52:20 · 9 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

Here're the two,Please answer earnestly!

1) IF YOU WERE TO BE AN ANIMAL FOREVER, WHICH ANIMAL WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?

2) IF YOU WERE TO BE A BIRD FOREVER, WHICH BIRD YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE?

2007-02-15 02:51:35 · 44 answers · asked by James 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm really depressed, first my hippo, then my tail..... what's next, my upright bass?

2007-02-15 02:51:25 · 4 answers · asked by geezer 51 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 02:51:12 · 18 answers · asked by Dark-Pearl 2 in Celebrities

I want 100 friends. I don't know why...I've got 48 so far. Do you think I can do it?

2007-02-15 02:51:09 · 23 answers · asked by Taylor Swift Lovah™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 02:50:31 · 11 answers · asked by specs appeal 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 02:50:30 · 6 answers · asked by Mindrape 2 in Polls & Surveys

that we wash dishes in hot, soapy water, but just give our toothbrushes a quick little rinse under cold water? After all, they just scrubbed all that food off you teeth. I have started soaking mine in peroxide

2007-02-15 02:50:22 · 12 answers · asked by beebs 6 in Polls & Surveys