Entertainment & Music - 15 February 2007

I think it was Special Ed, he just admitted his guilt, hes got brown stuff on his lips!

2007-02-15 03:15:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 03:15:36 · 7 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

do omg! I will do anything 4 dem. I nmean anything. Especially Pleasure. Thats My baby!!

2007-02-15 03:15:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Did anyone watch the special that was on sunday. How does CLarkson get away with what he says. Do you think the Americans are offended?

"I think I'll bribe him with a burger"

2007-02-15 03:15:18 · 174 answers · asked by daniel_marsland 2 in Television

Something they did before they became parents that you couldn't believe they did.......

2007-02-15 03:14:33 · 23 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

beer scooter



Haha this made me laff today i was chatting to a mate about my plans for fri being my birthday.. and i was like "how the hell we going get home from the club" and he sent me this lol

probably on a beer scooter

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home.

The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer scooter. The beer scooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out to drunks (without their knowledge) by Bacchus, the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched out since the decrease in the worship of the Roman pantheon and bought a large batch of these magical devices.

The beer scooter works in the following fashion:

The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the 'slurring gland' begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer scooter.

The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. It is not cheap to run a beer scooter franchise, so a large portion of the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This generates the second question after a night out 'How did I spend so much money?'

Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be responsible for 90% of all UDI (Unidentified Drinking Injuries). An undocumented feature of the beer scooter is the destruction of time segments during the trip. The nature of trans-dimensional portals dictates that time will be lost, seemingly unaccounted for. This generates the third question after a night out 'What happened?'

With good intentions, Bacchus opted for the EMIT (Embarrassing Moments In Time) add on, that automatically removes in descending order, those parts in time regretted most. Unfortunately one person's EMIT is not necessarily the EMIT of another and quite often lost time is regained over a suitable period.

Independent studies have also shown that beer goggles cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction thus sending the passenger to the wrong bedroom often with horrific consequences. With recent models including a GPS, Bacchus made an investment in a scooter drive-thru chain specialising in half eaten kebabs and pizza crusts. Another question answered!

For the family man, beer scooters come equipped with flowers picked from other people's garden and Thump-A-Lot Boots. These boots are designed in such a way that no matter how quietly you tip-toe, you are sure to wake up your other half. Special anti-gravity springs ensure that you bump into every wall and the CTSGS (Coffee Table Seeking Guidance System) explains the ring marked shins.

Most useful of all is the on-board heater which allows you to get home from the bar in sub-zero temperatures wearing just a T-shirt. The final add-on Bacchus saw fit to invest in for some scooters is TAS (Tobacco Absorption System). This explains how one person can apparently get through 60 Marlboro Lights in a single night.

2007-02-15 03:14:15 · 11 answers · asked by Chris 5 in Jokes & Riddles

My boyfriend is taking me saterday out to a very fancy high price dinner, and to shoot pool and a movie for valentines day , cause he had to work and go to school on V-day , what is a good movie to see now? We already saw a night in the musemem, and the new rocky movie, what else is there, and what is it about? Thanks.

2007-02-15 03:13:49 · 17 answers · asked by kitty 6 in Movies

its big girls dont cry by ferige...yahoo dont got it and aol dosent either any one know where to get it?

2007-02-15 03:13:19 · 5 answers · asked by bunnie 1 in Music

I dont think it is

2007-02-15 03:13:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No not that question !!!

This one:

What do like to do when you are lying in your bed at night trying to go to sleep but for whatever reason you are not sleepy at all?

AIGHT PEACE OUT HOMES

2007-02-15 03:13:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 03:12:46 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-15 03:12:35 · 20 answers · asked by FG 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm not sure if you'd agree with me but i love their songs though they weren't as popular as the beegees or the beatles...

2007-02-15 03:12:19 · 4 answers · asked by no-namer 2 in Music

2007-02-15 03:12:08 · 8 answers · asked by Scary Monster 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have a brother who is doing time in Florida for armed robbery.....

2007-02-15 03:12:00 · 24 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 03:10:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They look cute.they are a cute couple.what is the real reason for their seperation?it seems that that they didnt have real love for each other?while filing for divorce,what was the reason said by them for their seperation?they really love each other?

2007-02-15 03:10:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Like, they could only be used in designated areas (kind of like smokers)

2007-02-15 03:10:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its one of my favorite songs just want to know how to get them or can you get them for me!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-15 03:10:12 · 3 answers · asked by Nina B 2 in Music

2007-02-15 03:10:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Aww how sweet"

or

"Crap! What now!?"

For me, it's usually the second...

2007-02-15 03:10:00 · 23 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 03:09:39 · 7 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 03:09:27 · 27 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Look what the news says! (FYI - Ms Marshall aka Anna Nicole)
....According to the sworn affidavit written in the Bahamas on December 4, 2006, Quethlie Alexis claims she received repeated threats from Smith, aka Vickie Marshall, to "underfeed" Dannielynn because, "Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was 'sexy.' Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours ... Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces." Alexis claims that Smith enforced the order by "making sure the baby monitor was kept on all the time." Alexis adds Dannielynn "is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should."...

2007-02-15 03:09:03 · 20 answers · asked by Hey you! 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-15 03:08:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

mine is michael shanks from stargate sg-1

2007-02-15 03:08:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-15 03:08:09 · 1 answers · asked by dustyraefambrough 1 in Music

abby and luka are getting married????

2007-02-15 03:08:07 · 2 answers · asked by Debbie G 1 in Television

2007-02-15 03:07:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Obviously Vince is the best loooking but he has no personality.Who would you like to go on a date with out of the main 4 and Ari? i think turtle.

2007-02-15 03:07:32 · 4 answers · asked by Kat 1 in Television