A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''
2007-02-15 03:00:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
REAL funny
heres 1 4 you ( it aint as good as yours though) :
In the city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
2007-02-15 03:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-28 04:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by elias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That butchering of the English language sounds familiar. Did one of them wear a pointy hat and call himself Chicolini by any chance?
2007-02-15 03:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... omg!!! thats hilarious... hahaha
thanx for sharing and laking us laugh
2007-02-15 03:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew the joke by the title. Sad, huh??
2007-02-15 03:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-15 03:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!! thats hilarious - now i know how to spell 'mississippi'!!!
2007-02-15 03:48:38 · answer #7 · answered by PennySerenade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cant stop laughing
2007-02-15 06:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by YWWE>BVW>mwwe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! funny!
2007-02-15 03:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋