Entertainment & Music - 14 February 2007

This is a joke to help crown ur day with laughsss and............................

Two men met at the bus-stop and were conversing. One of them complained of having family problems, and the other said: "You think that you have family problems? A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter and that made my step-daugter my step mother and my father, my step son. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later, the daughter of my wife, who is now my step-mother, had a son. He is my half-brother because he was my father's son but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which makes him my wife's grandson and this makes me a grandfather of my half brother. Now my father who is, "ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!" The other man shouted. You've won.

Happy Val!

2007-02-14 03:08:43 · 26 answers · asked by jus wanna know 3 in Jokes & Riddles

as I am?

2007-02-14 03:08:41 · 22 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

I read where there are police guarding the morgue but what if one of them sneaks a pic of anna at the morgue . They say a Tabloid will pay much money for that do you think it will happen??

2007-02-14 03:08:12 · 5 answers · asked by BabyGurl2011 2 in Celebrities

23 characters if you count the apostrophe (and you MUST!).... coincidence?

2007-02-14 03:07:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do, well most of them, but I'm not a nice person so I can't really do any better.

2007-02-14 03:06:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 03:06:55 · 52 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 03:06:37 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 03:06:24 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 03:06:22 · 15 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Every time I see a CD from K-tel, they never have the original recordings. I think they started doing this back in the 80's or 90's, but I don't know why. Please help me out!

2007-02-14 03:05:47 · 3 answers · asked by butler7310 1 in Music

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

2007-02-14 03:05:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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There's me -------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5_Y6Nn-70E

♥

2007-02-14 03:05:41 · 2 answers · asked by Natalie 1 in Polls & Surveys

sometimes i feel like the only one who wants to wait until marriage for sex. All i hear lately is that sex is for fun, it is neccesary to have sex with your partner before getting married, friends with benefits??? Should i just get with the times or wait until i meet the right guy?

2007-02-14 03:05:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 03:05:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-14 03:04:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where I live we note notes with Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do...
I need to know there equivalent notes in that other notes notation A G F E B etc... I mean Re = D / Mi = E etc...

2007-02-14 03:04:55 · 5 answers · asked by AD 2 in Music

Can any1 get me the words to this song...i dont want to buy the cd. I just want the words only....

Title:
"MOUNTAIN MOVER"

Album:
Rise Above

Artist:
The Talley Trio

thanks 4 ur help!!!

2007-02-14 03:04:53 · 2 answers · asked by ILovemyhubby!!!! 2 in Music

Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.

"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"

Then POOF! .. she was gone!

After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"

Henry yells back "I'm over here in the p`ssy willows."

Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

2007-02-14 03:04:52 · 63 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I have no idea what that word is or means please FyI me.

2007-02-14 03:04:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 03:04:42 · 9 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Dawn's early light
2. Radiant
3. Forever yours
4. Trust
5. Romeo and Juliet
6. Sweet surrender

2007-02-14 03:04:41 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

I mean I have to e-mail him to tell him good job on the grammy's

2007-02-14 03:04:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I don't know any other fans...

2007-02-14 03:04:25 · 11 answers · asked by foreveraaliayh 3 in Music

or is george ill again?

they're very becoming to you george!

2007-02-14 03:03:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

inappropriate after today?

2007-02-14 03:03:19 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Future Mrs. Chandler 4 in Polls & Surveys

"You know that Indian Girl
She wasn't an Indian
She was the Law"

LiL EarlE

The Postal Service Rules

2007-02-14 03:02:53 · 4 answers · asked by LiL EarlE 2 in Music

You know, the one that just seems to roll off your tongue. I like the word antediluvian

2007-02-14 03:02:34 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what song would you choose for being *your song* for you and your partner on valentines day.

2007-02-14 03:02:10 · 50 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-14 03:01:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Member since: October 04, 2006

Total points: 4,425 (Level 4)

1. Some months has 30 days while others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2. How many 9s you can find from 1 to 100?

3. A stamp cost 39 cents. How many stamps do you have if you buy a dozen stamp?

4. There is a word that you spell and pronounce wrong. What's the word?

2007-02-14 03:01:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles