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This is a joke to help crown ur day with laughsss and............................

Two men met at the bus-stop and were conversing. One of them complained of having family problems, and the other said: "You think that you have family problems? A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. I got myself a step-daughter. Later, my father married my step-daughter and that made my step-daugter my step mother and my father, my step son. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Much later, the daughter of my wife, who is now my step-mother, had a son. He is my half-brother because he was my father's son but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which makes him my wife's grandson and this makes me a grandfather of my half brother. Now my father who is, "ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!" The other man shouted. You've won.

Happy Val!

2007-02-14 03:08:43 · 26 answers · asked by jus wanna know 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

not really, there's no punchline

2007-02-14 03:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 0 0

The enigma is both perplexing and curious, however it lacks the the punch to be humorous. I'd give it a 5 just because it took quite some effort to get all of the relations lined out.

2007-02-14 11:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by airstud8265 2 · 0 0

By the father marring the step daughter, it would have made the father his step son-in-law, not his step son. And no it isn't funny.

2007-02-14 11:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by curiousnktown 4 · 0 0

Not really. That joke is funnier in the song "I'm My Own Grandpa"

2007-02-14 11:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Divorces could be avoided with clear focus on money:

:A married couple was enjoying their Valentine dinner when a statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked off.

"Who was that?" the wife demanded.

"If you must know," the husband replied, "that was my mistress."

"Your mistress? That's it! I want a divorce!" the wife fumed.

The husband looked her straight in the eye and said, "Are you sure you want to give up our big house in the suburbs, your Mercedes, your furs, your jewelry, and our vacation home in Mexico?"

For a long time they continued dining in silence. Finally, the woman nudged her husband and said, "Isn't that Howard over there? Who's he with?"

"That's HIS mistress," her husband replied.

"Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is much cuter."

2007-02-14 11:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1 2

Outstanding.
I Cr 13;8a

2007-02-14 11:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

I'm so dizzy my head is spinning,like a whirl-pool it never ends,and it's you guy making it spin, your making me Dizzy!Good Joke!!

2007-02-14 11:22:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol - happy va 2 u tooo

2007-02-14 11:50:12 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

Ok....that wasn't even funny...i was expecting a funny joke..!! But obviously not sorry :-( It was just confusing...!

2007-02-14 11:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by x-Kelly-x 3 · 0 0

Yeah! I think so... It's more than a mind can take!
It's a good thing he made him stopped! Whew! (- -,)

2007-02-14 11:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok
happy val

2007-02-14 12:07:32 · answer #11 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0 0

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