Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.
"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"
Then POOF! .. she was gone!
After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"
Henry yells back "I'm over here in the p`ssy willows."
Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
2007-02-14 03:04:52 · 63 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Tink.!!!
10/10!!!
xxx - no pus...O.M.G.!!!
2007-02-15 06:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! Good to have a golfing buddy. Here is another couple of best friends golfers:
Two men are playing golf. They play each week, and have a
wager as to who is going to win. One week there are these
two women at the hole ahead of them. they're hitting the
ball all over the place. They have no idea how to play.
They're just there having a good old time. The two men want
to finish their game. One of them decides to ask the women
if they can play through. He goes up the hill, then comes
back down. He tells his friend "I can't do it. One's my wife, the other's my mistress."
The other guy says "No problem, I understand."
So he goes up the hill. He comes back down and says,
"Small world isn't it?"
2007-02-14 03:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
An astute comentary on the evils of Mother Nature.
2007-02-21 17:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very funny story and original .
This by far the best joke that I have seen on here for a very long time.10/10
Well done.
2007-02-14 03:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-02-21 19:03:49 · answer #5 · answered by Poppy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-02-14 03:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. 9/10
2007-02-21 11:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for Mother Nature - she is one game old girl
2007-02-21 05:39:22 · answer #8 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-21 01:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you're getting naughty Tink, P.S. liked your little play on words. Don't think tink, it's not good for you.
2007-02-14 03:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
got your thinking cap on tonite tink to remember that one just brill 10/10
2007-02-14 05:43:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋