For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
2007-02-14 03:05:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
totally love it.
2007-02-14 04:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee whiz...I think someone here hasn't been poked for awhile! BTW, I never say the "milk at home line", but my understanding is it's also used to promote fidelity (loyalty) within a marriage. In other words, why stray away to find love and acceptance when it's under one's own roof. Your pig/little sausage thing is cute, but I don't think you're helping bridge the gap between the sexes. And where did you get that "80% vs. marriage" stat? I'm sure there women out there who aren't big on the Big Ring, but that seems pretty high up there. Now go find a pig and enjoy a little sausage.
2016-05-23 22:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Audrey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Until the little piglets need piglet support.
Then that pig suddenly starts looking like a CASH COW.
2007-02-14 03:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I guess the converse would be this: Why get married again, I'll just pick someone I hate and give her half of my stuff.
2007-02-14 03:11:08 · answer #4 · answered by airstud8265 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
hold on sista......
just like you need to burn the whole grill to barbecue a saucage, you need the entire pig to get the sausage.........
btw - marriage is a a buy/sell thing...
2007-02-14 03:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I got that E-mail
2007-02-14 04:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by Sun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amber rocks :)
2007-02-14 04:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tehe!! thats a good one.
2007-02-14 04:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by moon_dust 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DWL...very funny
2007-02-14 03:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by bashmentgyal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-14 03:19:30 · answer #10 · answered by AMBRASIA C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋