Mike staggers home after a late night drinking session. He removes his shoes to avoid waking sam his missus. Next he tiptoes as quietly as he can towords the stairs, but trips and knocks a vase onto the floor, which he then falls onto cutting his buttocks. Managing not to shout, he stads up and puuls down his pant to examine the damage in the hall mirror. His backside is bleeding,so he grabs a box of plasters and sticks them wherever he see blood. Then he hides the almost empty box and gets into bed. The next morning, Mike wakes up with a pain in his head and as, with Sam staring at him. " You were drunk again last night wernt you" she says. " why would you say a mean thing like that" He asks "Well" Sam starts " it could be the open frount door, or the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, or the blood up the stairs< it could even be your bloodshot eyes.
But mostly it's those bloody plasters on the hall mirror
2007-02-13
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