Mike staggers home after a late night drinking session. He removes his shoes to avoid waking sam his missus. Next he tiptoes as quietly as he can towords the stairs, but trips and knocks a vase onto the floor, which he then falls onto cutting his buttocks. Managing not to shout, he stads up and puuls down his pant to examine the damage in the hall mirror. His backside is bleeding,so he grabs a box of plasters and sticks them wherever he see blood. Then he hides the almost empty box and gets into bed. The next morning, Mike wakes up with a pain in his head and as, with Sam staring at him. " You were drunk again last night wernt you" she says. " why would you say a mean thing like that" He asks "Well" Sam starts " it could be the open frount door, or the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, or the blood up the stairs< it could even be your bloodshot eyes.
But mostly it's those bloody plasters on the hall mirror
2007-02-13 13:47:25 · 26 answers · asked by dan T 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he! LOL! that is wot would happen to me at this moment in time!
The only thing is...............if i was called mike i woud worry coz i am female!
2007-02-13 16:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the affection of all it is solid and actual, what has got here about to you Brits? 2 hundred years in the past, you've been all about taxing the hell out of tea and different products and combating for the motherland the following in the colonies. Now, you're basically handing the completed damn island to the freakin Muslims like it grow to be theirs first of all. hi?!?!?! have you ever discovered no longer some thing from historic previous??? And Michael ok, you're not any further the brightest superstar in the heavens. the completed IRA Catholic/Protestant aspect grow to be suggested as precisely what it grow to be. And certain, the hospital bombers and ok city bombers are terrorists too, albeit no longer unavoidably in the names of a holy conflict as our Muslim "associates." for sure, in the U. S., SUVs run over little youngsters yet when a vehicle is in contact, then someone ran over the newborn. anybody understand if Adolph's rail vehicles are nonetheless round? To the Muslims in the most purpose camps: I actually have solid information and undesirable information. the solid information is you're going to Paris. The undesirable information is that it will be as a bar of cleansing soap. EDIT: JIffri, are you a butler or a dumbwaiter? solid Allah, guy. awaken! you're splitting hairs. Muslim, Islam . . . Terrorist, Terrorist. A snake through the different call continues to be a snake.
2016-12-04 03:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke! Would make more sense to me if I knew what a "plaster" was. LOL
<--"across the pond"
2007-02-13 13:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jellybino 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but ok. 8/10.
2007-02-13 13:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Who's Mike.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-13 17:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha love it
2007-02-13 13:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-02-13 14:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, gets my vote
xxx
2007-02-13 13:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got the same e-mail today.
2007-02-13 15:41:50 · answer #9 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this b4...its funny
For anyone who doesnt get this..such as Americans ... plasters means bandages (or Band-Aids).
2007-02-13 13:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋