A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
> into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming
> obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>
> She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with
> holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her
> cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the
> kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with
> more than a few missing.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and
> welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are
> they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
> "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and
> the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think
> they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
>
> "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe
> you got laid twice!"
2007-02-12
08:54:40
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