A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
> into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming
> obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>
> She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with
> holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her
> cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the
> kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with
> more than a few missing.
>
> The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and
> welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are
> they twins?"
>
> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
> "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and
> the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think
> they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
>
> "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe
> you got laid twice!"
2007-02-12 08:54:40 · 12 answers · asked by Erin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great fun... i need nothing more for today....so, i am signing off with my heart full off happiness and laugh. thanx........ great day for me here at yahoo.....
2007-02-12 09:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this true? Last time I heard this I heard that it was something that actually happened. But I cant remember
2007-02-12 09:15:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is the funniest bad cussing awesome joke i have ever heard!
2007-02-12 09:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by 3milie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes! Very good!
2007-02-12 11:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is absolutely funny!
2007-02-12 09:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Mi @m0r L@ UniC@♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.....thanks
2007-02-12 08:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hell ya that's ha ha ha funny!!!☺
2007-02-12 08:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, yes, that is VERY funny!! I will definitely email that to my friends! thanks for sharing it! haha
2007-02-12 08:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by EJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-12 09:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-12 09:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋