Entertainment & Music - 12 February 2007

This is for poking fun, so don't be all serious
That being said, the funniest I have so far is:
The Mayan Apocalypse is supposed to be sometime in during the year 2012. So the day of the apocalypse, we all have a wild party like the one on Zion . After that, you are counting down the minutes to Earth's impending destruction and as you look up at the night sky, you see this ethereal fireball grow larger and larger. You kiss the girl of your dreams for the first and last time and hold her hands in your dying moments. 10, 9, 8. The time till impact is now a palpable figure. All of a sudden, you feel a blinding pain in your head, all goes black and you wake up standing in a dimensionless void of white light. It hits you, someone shot you right before the apocalypse and you missed it. Crap! A few minutes later, everyone else on the planet appears at your side including the guy who shot you. He wears an expression like he is stoned and says: That was frickin' brilliant.

BEAT THAT SCENARIO

2007-02-12 17:53:28 · 9 answers · asked by Shurikens Rule! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 17:52:45 · 8 answers · asked by King E 6 in Celebrities

WOULD YOU FEEL BETTER IF I SAID I HAD A BAG OF WHOPPER jr's ?

2007-02-12 17:52:43 · 12 answers · asked by DR. BICKEL 3 in Polls & Surveys

someplace besides online

2007-02-12 17:52:34 · 2 answers · asked by Tit for Tat 6 in Television

2007-02-12 17:52:21 · 9 answers · asked by derrick a 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I think they earned a lifetime of peace and quite don't you?

2007-02-12 17:51:57 · 14 answers · asked by no name brand canned beans 6 in Polls & Surveys

most ugly people are so....beause they are either old or overweight....

2007-02-12 17:51:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...who will you give a thumbs up to? Be honest now! I'm watching you! ;)

2007-02-12 17:51:15 · 5 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 17:49:17 · 12 answers · asked by Habt our quell 4 in Movies

2007-02-12 17:48:33 · 9 answers · asked by halley ^_^ 1 in Movies

How to save a life by the frey this song is amazing, can anyone tell me the episode this song appears in?

2007-02-12 17:48:16 · 7 answers · asked by cubs_9999 3 in Television

I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can't live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you're done you can never get me back.
What am I?

2007-02-12 17:48:09 · 13 answers · asked by Tastie♥Tastie♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i am!.. 10 pts to whoever comes up with the meanest, dirtiest insult to all the people who ask silly rory questions

2007-02-12 17:47:08 · 21 answers · asked by Blenderhead 4 in Polls & Surveys

really wierd question you've always wanted to know but have never had the nerve to ask?

2007-02-12 17:46:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 17:46:22 · 9 answers · asked by halley ^_^ 1 in Movies

I think Sheila did it! She was on a killing spree.

2007-02-12 17:45:10 · 4 answers · asked by Michael G 2 in Television

2007-02-12 17:45:01 · 18 answers · asked by DYANN 2 in Polls & Surveys

and would you want to be a human again if you could be anything you wanted?

2007-02-12 17:44:41 · 14 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 17:44:37 · 13 answers · asked by bobtree3 1 in Music

Besides this one?

2007-02-12 17:44:16 · 8 answers · asked by dcdcdcdc 5 in Polls & Surveys

now you can't choose both, it has to be one or the other, which one would you give up?

2007-02-12 17:44:14 · 15 answers · asked by kissybertha 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm wondering what is the average age of the people here on Yahoo answers? And after reading some of the questions Do you have lives? LOL

2007-02-12 17:44:10 · 11 answers · asked by gr_elvis 3 in Television

2007-02-12 17:43:43 · 2 answers · asked by Jay 2 in Television

2007-02-12 17:40:51 · 23 answers · asked by Legend 4 in Polls & Surveys

in 20 minutes the world was gonna end... wat would you do in those 20 minutes?

2007-02-12 17:40:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am trying to watch my favorite show, but so far they have not put the complete show out on DVD yet, so I have resorted into trying to watch them online. Do anyone know a good website to find them and watch?
Daria (show on MTV)

2007-02-12 17:39:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

In case you missed the episode, or don't watch The Hills, the song was also played at the end of the series finale of Six Feet under. The lyrics are....

"Help.... I have done it again. I have been many times before. Hurt myself again today. Ouch.. I have lost myself again. And I feel unsafe. Be my friend. Hold me. Wrap me up."

The name of the song and artist will really really make my day. Thank in advance! :)

2007-02-12 17:39:16 · 5 answers · asked by evil_kandykid 5 in Music

my name is sunny thakur.i am from himachal but i live in dehradun.right now i am doing software engg.

2007-02-12 17:39:15 · 3 answers · asked by SUNNY 1 in Television

One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancells his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

2007-02-12 17:39:13 · 20 answers · asked by andygames07 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-12 17:38:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys