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One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancells his trip. Sure enough the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

2007-02-12 17:39:13 · 20 answers · asked by andygames07 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

because if he dreamt about his boss the night before he must have been sleeping on the job..10/10

2007-02-12 19:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He had a dream that the watchman would be killed on the job? I don't know. Why would he fire the watchman that just saved his life?

2007-02-12 17:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The night watchman was sleeping on the job.

2007-02-12 17:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by shivers 2 · 5 0

Being a night watchman he shouldn't have had a dream at night

2007-02-12 17:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1 0

Whats The Question?

2007-02-12 17:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because a NIGHT watchman...so he shouldn't have been sleeping.

2007-02-12 17:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 1 0

The Nightwatch was sleeping on the job. The dream would be an indicator of that.

2007-02-12 17:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by Sparkling Soda 2 · 0 0

Ha ha!, well it's obvious that he slept on the job the previous night, but that mother******* how could he do that, the man just saved his life!!! does he think that $1000 is gonna make a difference. If i ever see that man i'm gonna!................

2007-02-12 18:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He was sleeping on the job. If he had a dream at night it means he was sleeping at work.

2007-02-12 17:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0 0

that is sad. He saved the guys life it doesnt matter if he was sleeping.

2007-02-12 18:54:41 · answer #10 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0 0

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