What is the funniest dying scenario?

Question

This is for poking fun, so don't be all serious
That being said, the funniest I have so far is:
The Mayan Apocalypse is supposed to be sometime in during the year 2012. So the day of the apocalypse, we all have a wild party like the one on Zion . After that, you are counting down the minutes to Earth's impending destruction and as you look up at the night sky, you see this ethereal fireball grow larger and larger. You kiss the girl of your dreams for the first and last time and hold her hands in your dying moments. 10, 9, 8. The time till impact is now a palpable figure. All of a sudden, you feel a blinding pain in your head, all goes black and you wake up standing in a dimensionless void of white light. It hits you, someone shot you right before the apocalypse and you missed it. Crap! A few minutes later, everyone else on the planet appears at your side including the guy who shot you. He wears an expression like he is stoned and says: That was frickin' brilliant.

BEAT THAT SCENARIO

Answer 1

You're walking down the street one fine morning. You're feeling absolutely wonderful, almost effervescent with good will toward humanity. You throw a fifty dollar bill to a street guitarist. You help an old woman cross the street. You beat down a robber who robbed a young woman of her purse. You even get around helping a kitten out of a tree. The sun is shining... no worries in the world... It's such a beautiful world... just walking down the street...
A hobo leaps out an alley, unleashes an uneartlhy roar, bites your leg, and drags you into some dark, obscure, but completely visible corner of the street, and devours you alive, without using his hands -- consuming you in a way that resembles some kind of snake, some kind of worm, but more accurately, a wannabe Pirranah Plant.

Answer 2

Ok, here's a good one. You spend about 25 years wrestling crocodiles and getting up close with poisonous snakes and the like, but you never get much more than a bite on the hand. Then one day, you're underwater filming so-called harmless aquatic life that people are allowed to pet in Sea World. And then it stabs you through the chest and you die.
We all loved Steve, but you can't get much more ironic than the way he died. I think if there's an afterlife he was actually pretty amused himself.

Answer 3

That's good ... My fav is from the movie, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (not the series, but the original movie) --- any way's the Head Vampires right hand Vampire gets a steak in the heart, and he thumps around in a hilarious dying scene for at least 3 minutes (possibly 5) - I laugh so hard my tummy cramps up.

Answer 4

google "Darwin Awards". There are plenty of funny stories, mostly made up. One that I liked involved a guy who was trying to clean a bird feeder on his 39th floor balcony, while standing on a rolling swivel chair.

Answer 5

that's very humorous. i think Enoch would be in a matching place-i think he and Elijah would be on one factor and all and sundry else on the different. basically kidding, i comprehend there would be no 'divisions' in heaven yet nonetheless a humorous concept.

Answer 6

Mmmm.... I dunno....

I still think it's funnier if a person dies in the manner the very nanosecond after the person says "Man, I sure hope I don't die from BLabbedy-BLah-Bliggedy-Bloob-Death".

"Man, I sure hope I don't get run over by a truck."

HONK!!!! HONK!!!!! *CRASH!!!!!!!*

Answer 7

i think it would be funny to die from extreme constipation, and disprove the old saying " you can't take it with you!"

Answer 8

you're dumb enough to boink paris hilton

you get a super-std and die :( so sad

Answer 9

9 . . .8 . . .7 let me sign ALL those loan applications right NOW . . . and charge all my purchases please.