2007-02-12 17:52:21 · 9 answers · asked by derrick a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who doesn't even have a scratch on him, notices his wife has been thrown from the car and, miraculously, is also unharmed. However, the wife screams at her husband, "You idiot! I said to pull over so I could s**t and pe*, not to pull over and hit a tree!"
2007-02-12 18:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The man said to his wife, " Did I just hit a tree?"
His wife said sweetly, "Yes my pet, you followed my orders correctly. Now follow my last order, DIE and give me your insurance money"
The man said," Certainly dear"
And BLA BLA BLA, the man dies.
............................... THE END..............................
2007-02-12 18:08:47 · answer #2 · answered by Pranto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...turns to his wife and barks " I told you sppeding will be the death of you". The wife smiles sweetly and says " I told you speeding doesn't kill anyone".
2007-02-12 17:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Saved Them Both and then said - Daring its better that u drive atleast i will be saved from your stupid talks that made me losse my concentration.
2007-02-12 18:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by Sim 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the man said are we still a live or dead?
2007-02-12 18:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dies instantly and the wife walked away unscratched because she was smart enough to wear her seat belt.......fin.
2007-02-12 18:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by Tastie♥Tastie♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...looks at his wife and sees her arm has been cut off. He tells her and she screams, "My diamond bracelet!"
2007-02-13 03:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, and one eye fell out.
2007-02-12 17:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
boo....incomplete question
2007-02-12 17:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by s_kundu88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋