In the supermarket a fellow shopper said to Bill "I know you, you're that Chris De Burgh" Bill said "Oh, don't say that- I hate Chris De Burgh. I even grew this moustache so I'd look less like him." A month later in a pub, a fellow drinker said to Bill "You're that Chris De Burgh fellow aren't you?" Bill said "Oh no. I really hate Chris De Burgh. I even grew this moustache and dyed my hair blond, to look less like him." To get away from it all, Bill went on hoiday abroad. At his hotel a beautiful girl said to him "Oh, it is you, Chris De Burgh, my favourite. Let's go to my room and make, mad, passionate love all night" Bill looked at her for a second and softly sang- "Never seen you looking as lovely as you......"
2007-02-09
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