In the supermarket a fellow shopper said to Bill "I know you, you're that Chris De Burgh" Bill said "Oh, don't say that- I hate Chris De Burgh. I even grew this moustache so I'd look less like him." A month later in a pub, a fellow drinker said to Bill "You're that Chris De Burgh fellow aren't you?" Bill said "Oh no. I really hate Chris De Burgh. I even grew this moustache and dyed my hair blond, to look less like him." To get away from it all, Bill went on hoiday abroad. At his hotel a beautiful girl said to him "Oh, it is you, Chris De Burgh, my favourite. Let's go to my room and make, mad, passionate love all night" Bill looked at her for a second and softly sang- "Never seen you looking as lovely as you......"
2007-02-09 04:42:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe I will get around to liking it. But don't get your hopes high. Might not be anytime soon.
2007-02-09 04:54:08 · answer #1 · answered by X factor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yaaaah. Then what happened....did she realise he was Bill De Burgh.
2007-02-09 05:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me of a few dirty old men down the pub singing
"the lady in bed is dancing with me... cheek to cheek" (accompanied by scary bumwiggling dance).
2007-02-09 05:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it
2007-02-09 04:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-02-09 04:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good x
2007-02-09 04:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hope he was single
2007-02-09 04:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was ok
2007-02-09 04:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by MAD FEMALE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh.....????
I don't get it
2007-02-09 05:25:48 · answer #9 · answered by AnDRIana Mo [[♥]] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋